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HARDCORE GUY AND BRIAN'S FULL BAND INTROS

Hardcore Guy

He/him, rythym guitarist, favorite band: no cure

Wears actual minivans as shoes, one foot in each sunroof, vans off the wall baby! He's straight edge, but still gets drunk from liquid death even though it's just water, a fact he seems to be completely unaware of. His gauges (gifted to him from will ramos himself, like the lady of the lake with excalibur) can expand into jet engines and allow him to fly. After getting severely sunburned as a kid, thousands of freckles appeared on his arm perfectly forming a dense tattoo sleeve consisting entirely of “Arf Arf” written hundreds of times in different calligraphy styles. He loves skateboarding and wearing flannels

Brian Garniss

He/they, drummer, favorite band: knocked loose

He's normal :)

Susan

She/her, bass player, favorite band: kublai khan tx

A human shaped sentient mass of badass tattoos created when all the runoff ink that leaked from the healing tattoos of visitors to a tattoo shop was exposed to toxic waste. Literally melts faces by spitting toxic waste acid on the audience. Loves flowers, motorcycles, skeletons, sailing, and many other things that may or may not happen to be common tattoo motifs

Brutalshreddington Riffinator

He/him, lead guitarist, favorite band: sanguisugabogg

Shred for short. The world's biggest edgelord. The kind of guy whose whole personality is liking heavier, more brutal music than you. Always at the gym. Physically can not fit more spikes on his jacket or more pocket knives in his pockets, so spiky he's like a pufferfish made of steel, except in the pit where he's shirtless and somehow already drenched in beer and sweat long before any moshing happens. Starts fights and gets kicked out of shows a lot

Murderideth (Meredith) Spellison

She/her, vocalist, favorite band: lorna shore

Quiet, withdrawn, and secretive. Has lots of unusual pets including snakes, spiders, toads, bats, and crows, as well as keeping lots of poisonous and carniverous houseplants. She worships satan and many terrible elder gods and demons, and smites enemies of the band (people who start fights in their pit or give their albums negative reviews) by putting curses upon them. Left her leadership position of the deathcore witch and vampire coven on dangerously unfriendly terms to join Hardcore Guy's band. Always fighting with Shred.

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You've heard of shredded cheese but have you ever seen a cheese that can shred? 🎸🧀