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“Morgan there are no games on this….. if Eli Vanto was here, his tablet would have games”
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everybody shut up, she’s doing her little dance again
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hold on. computer enhance.
did this fucker just leak watcher entertainment login credentials?
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“And we both drew blood, but, man, those cuts were never equal”

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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent
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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
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he died in a wii remote recalibration accident
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super special award for every1 who survived 🥇
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Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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