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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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Is this anything it popped into my head while cycling to the train station

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yeah thats a unicorn

My day job is analyzing wildlife photos, and I've been getting this strage creature on camera recently... can anyone tell me what it is?

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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I try not to make fun of vegans but come on

how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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I thought their parents were Ub Iwerks and Walt Disney

What do you imagine Oswald and Mickeys parents to be like ( and who takes more after who )

Truth be told, I've got no idea, anon. But hey– actually, why not explore that concept? There are so many comics out there with crazy stories so yeah, I'll play with that thought for a change.

I can see Oswald taking curiosity in the mechanics of things like boats and trains because of their father. While Mickey would love to pretend to have adventures on it, he'd also take great pride on following their mother's kindness.

I feel like they'd both be great storytellers too, the Mouse Father with impossible fantasy stories—a slapstick comedy lover. And the Rabbit Mother with mystery intriguing narratives—an Agatha Christie lover.

And who takes more after who, uh, I don't know. I can't really picture the parents all the way through their entire childhood (I don't want to say it's the whole disney orphans trope but, kinda?)

Overall, if they had parents, they'd be great people really, with some strong personalities here and there.

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Okay, but for real, as a freequent thrifter for decades now, it is WEIRD how much Shein crap is in stores these days. Walking the aisles and seeing clothes there were ads for social media less than three months ago is bizarre.

DONATING TO THE THRIFT STORE PSA!!!!! that i can’t believe i even have to say

if you would not buy it in the state it’s in, don’t fucking donate it!!

maybe if there’s a button missing or little holes or stains, but stop using thrift stores as your garbage. the amount of actual trash we get donated at my job is ridiculous. one man’s trash is another man’s treasure like 20% of the time. but chances are if you didn’t want to fix it yourself, neither will anyone else.

quality too. if you would not buy shein from the thrift store yourself, don’t donate your “cute summer shein hauls :33” that you don’t wear anymore because the trend ended. nobody buys shein second-hand, and it sits on our shelves until we have to throw it out.

“but i don’t have money to not shop at shein 🥺” idc. cope. thrift. maybe if the thrift stores weren’t full of plastic cancer clothes from last months aesthetic you’d be able to find more good quality items. but alas

ITS STILL YOUR CONSUMPTION WASTE, even if you give it to us. clothes don’t just disappear once you donate.

TREAT YOUR THRIFT STORES WITH RESPECT

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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bush was lucky as fuck 9/11 happened while he was doing something nice could you imagine him locked up in the oval bathroom with e621 pulled up

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This cartoon has four panels.

PANEL 1 A woman is seating in a coffee shop, gesturing at something on her laptop screen that’s annoyed her, as she rolls her eyes. In this and the next two panels, the woman is addressing the reader.

WOMAN: I hate it when fat people complain about “fat shaming.”

PANEL 2 The same woman, a slightly closer shot, as she pounds a fist on the table in front of her.

WOMAN: Obesity is a crisis! American can’t afford coddling fat people any more!

PANEL 3 A close up of the woman, as she makes “air quotes” with her fingers.

WOMAN: We’re all so “politically correct” that fat people are getting the message that it’s okay to be fat! The problem is that fat people aren’t being shamed!

PANEL 4 New scene. A fat person sits in her home, holding up a smartphone. A friend of hers, with a concerned expression, is on the couch next to her. A flat screen TV is on the wall in front of her; a smiling news anchor is speaking, and there’s a graphic of carrots onscreen next to him. There’s a magazine lying on the table next to the sofa. The magazine, the news guy on the TV, the smart phone, and the friend all share a single word balloon, which has the word SHAME in huge letters.

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The poor Haiku Bot All they want to do is write They merely mimic

writing is so hard and it's the only thing i want to do in life.

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Animation of my Luigi puppet by talented animator Katie Lathrop!

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BRING BACK VENTRILOQUISM

BRING BACK PUPPETS

I hate that the only things I see are fandom related and then a few other bits of puppet content sprinkled in. Where is my puppet art, puppet comedy, puppet acting, puppet ocs, puppet pfps, PUPPET ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FANDOM RELATED . .