cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors
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What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing
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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
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shana tova to every jewish person reading this may we have a wonderful new year filled with growth i love all of you
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Bruce is like 6 foot 2 and maybe 230-240 pounds (110 kgs or so) and probably bench presses his weight and what I'm getting at here is that he occasionally just has kids stuck to him and doesn't notice.
Dick used to regularly take naps on Bruce's shoulders when Bruce wasn't paying attention because he liked to be tall and the younger kids have kept up the legacy.
Bruce, pre-occupied by a case, a kid on each shoulder and one on his lap: wonder why i feel warm. Hot day today.
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zara + barbie collection 💕❤
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Jason: I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself”.
Jason: Like, what do you want? My favorite color or my biggest childhood trauma? Let’s be specific here.
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GCPD Detective: Ah shit I'm stuck. I can't legally do anything, I have no proof so I can't get a warrant. Oh wait I got an idea 💡
GCPD D: *case files attached to a fishing line* Here birdy birdy birdy. Got a case for you
Robin: oooo a case
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Jason: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Dick: Once!
Jason: ...No.
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