harmless-hacking
harmless-hacking
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A dizylizy sideblog. Technically a Portal blog, but since I'm a basic tumblr girl this is essentially just going to be a Wheatley blog. With lots of Chelley. Also any human Wheatley art I make will be 100% unoriginal and bring nothing new to the table. Apologies
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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Wheatley from Portal 2 is canonically an idiot!
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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oh GOD i never thought this would find its’ way to the author
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i’m twice as honored as you, believe me. it was SUCH a well-written fic and i happily devoured it multiple times.
and yess the fucking chair scene. it glued itself to my brain for a solid week after i read it
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sooooo….Me, Myself, and Chell is a really really good fic. hot as hell with a surprising amount of fluff. plus i’ve always been a sucker for jekyll/hyde scenarios anyway.
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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(( XD I absolutely love his tone))
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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GLaDOS: You can turn off the intercom so we don’t have to hear your reaction to the testing euphoria, you know. I mean I know we’re on a time crunch but I can walk you through how to do it if that means we don’t have to hear that ever again.
Wheatley:
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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あ~
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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I want to finish one of the old works dedicated to the best Fic - the animated short film (?) Blue Sky
I made a form where you can learn about the project and take part by submitting an application.
Link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSebp9PuH7qzZyz2BWGHm_4YjoziwJb5T3hHtWPuv3FWh-9LDQ/viewform
All applications will be considered in Marth
If you have any questions, write in comments or in direct to me, I will try to answer you.
And yes! At the end of the form there are answers to -possible questions-
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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sooooo....Me, Myself, and Chell is a really really good fic. hot as hell with a surprising amount of fluff. plus i’ve always been a sucker for jekyll/hyde scenarios anyway.
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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suspicious Wheatley
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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the AUDACITY
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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Redesigning my 2017 Humanoid! Cores AU because I want to (Zoom in for better details because Tumblr keeps blurring images)
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God I had so many ideas that branched out in my Portal days
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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piece done for a stream. i love him again, i think.
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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Another slowed scene of an animation you don’t really get to see close. Wheatley flinches after disengaging. There’s a little “clunk” noise that you can hear right at the end of all the banging. It’s the sound of him whacking himself with his own handles when he flinches.
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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:)
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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Me: Characters ditching their glasses when they become confident is kind of an overdone trope and there’s no real reason why they should-
Musical!Wheatley: *does the thing*
Me:
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harmless-hacking · 4 years ago
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Random Thoughts of Wheatley
So in the game, like just before the core transfer, GLaDOS says something along the lines of “Do not plug that little idiot into the mainframe!” and Wheatley responds “Yes, you SHOULD plug in this little idiot into the mainframe!”
That got me thinking - Wheatley is completely aware that he’s not very bright. He’s okay with roasting himself by acknowledging that he is, indeed, an idiot.
And yeah, “idiot” and “moron” have the same definition, and Wheatley probably knows that, but that’s not the point here.
I was talking about this with @starry-nightengale who said the following;
“Actually, I heard that in England, ‘moron’ (and some other similar words) is a more serious insult than it is over here. Almost like ‘r*tard’.”
…I believe that explains a lot.
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