harmless-lynx

[harmless-lynx]

*Sasha screams then chokes on blood and passes out, on the brink of death.*

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!”

*Attempts to thrash around and only screams when lynx realizes it hurts worse.*

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

*Just screamin profanities.*

“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU’RE FUCKING MENTAL!”

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

*Just screaming bloody murder.*

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

*Sasha stands back up fully then, starting to walk off.*

“Can never trust a damn cat.”

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

*Sasha just yelps then screams in pain.*

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

“WHAT?! Ugh! For fucks sake!!”

*Sasha just tries to run away.*

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

“Tsk, this is what I get for giving you food? Some cats..”

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

I don’t like your vibes so I’m gonna kill and eat you

~ @respiratory-kristem

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[harmless-lynx]

*Pet the kitty pet the kitty pet the kitty.*

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

*Sasha smiles a bit and just watches the kitty.*

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

*Sasha grabs some beef jerky to offer the cat.*

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

*Sasha pets her a little.*

“Hi kitty.”

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

“Yes you are!”

*bites*

@tiniest-casino-manager

“OW- what the fuck?!”

[harmless-lynx]

“What is wrong with you, you rabid runt?!”

*bites*

@tiniest-casino-manager

“OW- what the fuck?!”

[harmless-lynx]

*Rai is walking down the sidewalk, in her cat form.*

-@a-curious-kitty-cat

*Sasha notices the cat, and goes over to pet it.*

[harmless-lynx]

Currently trying to figure out who to throw at this one-

//literally anyone works