Riley // She/Her // 24 // Lesbian
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
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like a comphet pulled from orbit as it passes the sun
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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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