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Another argument against outdoor cats is that sometimes it'll be raining at 1am and the wettest cat you've ever seen in your life will jump into your nice dry bed like "we need to snuggle RIGHT NOW"
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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Sending all my beautiful followers broccoli cheese soup in the mail
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paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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It is & you’ll soon be living on my farm with me🥰👀
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Shane, annoyed: Asshole. I hate you.
Farmer, in their head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, double angst with happy ending, 300K+ words.
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Bitches be like "here's my scrimkly blorbo bleebus" and show you a wet man in a biohazard jar. That's me I'm bitches
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Dear Farmer,
Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.
We're glad you're okay!
(You've been billed 400g for this service)
-Morris
Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative
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Them: NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T JUST MARRY SHANE STARDEW VALLEY!!!! HE’S GROSS AND MESSY!!!!!! HE STILL DRINKS SOMETIMES!!!!!!! HE’S NOT A PERFECT HUSBANDERINO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ha ha man bounce chicken
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some angst for YOU 🫵
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Ughhh I need to draw more grumpy/annoyed Shane
Also my headcanon that he’s super annoyed by the attention the new farmer gets in the beginning and being highly prejudiced against them because of that.
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me for the past week
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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