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'Normal' is a relative term. But according to the trajectory of the sun and the moon, maybe like a week? I don't know, it doesn't say on the box.

[pm] I was sort of assuming someone dumped it there. You know, like the sandwich people who stuff subs into the mailbox decided to up their game. You're saying it's...what. Some kind of Boogey Lizard Man?

I thought so too! But dye is dye, I guess. Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

[pm] …I smell a field trip coming on! I’ll get the butterfly net and the spray bottle. 

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Ah, same! Only, many languages. What else do you speak? 

The Super brigade is what we call the Supernatural studies majors in the school! Or, what I call them. It’ll catch on one day, mark my words!

And right back atcha! Always eat at the same lunch table. Look for the bright red head.

A what? I am bilingual and I don’t know what Supe brigade is. If you ever see me about, don’t hesitate to say hi. I’m a little awkward shy.

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I thought so too! But dye is dye, I guess. Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

[pm] ...I smell a field trip coming on! I’ll get the butterfly net and the spray bottle. 

Still doesn’t seem like something that works on hair should do the same thing to your skin.

[pm] There was something in an open grave. It’s sorta human shaped, but it looks like it’s got scales like a snake. Ain’t got that close to it yet.

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problematicexorcist replied to your post:

You dyed your face pink? How in the hell did you manage that?

With hair dye. Duh. But actually, the water from my hair kept dripping down my face, and I guess I didn’t realize it still had dye in it? Well, surprise. Water plus dye equals more dye!

[pm] Forget that though, I just saw your post. What’s going on? 

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Ready for this?

Mars.

Oh man. Nothing special, I guess? I guess if it’s an emergency, I could always practise. What did you have in mind?

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It was more like an innocent drink, but little did I know the terrible truth: drinks are never innocent. Not when it comes to leprechauns.

Good. That was my first impulse. And technically, I’ll tell you when I do. If you see any wandering around, send me a text so I can get to the bunker.

Did you party with them or just show up to bust them? 

I think you can call it running. How long did it take you to shake them?

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Good news! The hair is back to majestic red. Bad news: I forgot to wrap it right, and now my face is pink.

In other news, the pink Crayola costume is right on schedule!

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I mean, there’s no laws against it. Call it early hibernation!

But with books. Maybe a desk. Got a corncob pipe?

I can’t keep myself confined to my study every night. I just can’t….

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Ok, so how good are you at juggling?

Halloween is just around the corner, and this year, I finally have time to take a costume super seriously.

Costume suggestions: bring them on. Most creative idea wins two free movie tickets!

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...I have a lot of questions bouncing around in my noggin right now. I think the biggest question is: uh, what?

Let’s say I cracked my laptop screen, just the glass bit, not the screen itself, so I can see what’s behind the crack… do I need to have it repaired? Like, could the glass fall off or is it safe enough?

And if I do get get it repaired, where do I do that and how long does it usually take?

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That depends on your definition of better. Because so far? Sure! Yeah. I mean, people over giant sucking roots any day of the week.

Starting to wonder if the people in this town are any better than what happens here.

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Yeah, well right back at you. Right in your giant, radio face.

I can never tell if you’re being serious. 

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Wait, are you a Mythbuster or one of the Supe brigade? Supernatural studies. That's the big one. /Very/ different from mythology, which is more anthropological. Either one your got a Latin pre requisite, though. So you'll probably be seeing me one of the semesters.

Oh, sure. Are you a transfer student? Or are you one of those smart people who skipped a grade. I don’t think college works like that but

Latin is an elective, depending on your major. What are you studying?

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[pm] He’s being a big old back of dicks. A great big sack full. Like, come on. Who wouldn’t want to go to you for an exorcism? You’re great! You’re the best. I bet he’s jealous. What does he do? Other than play a banjo without hands which sounds so cool.

Give ‘em a one two! Pow. Right in the kisser. 

[pm] Yeah. In his defense, and I never fucking thought I’d say that, he probably bought into all that fucking paranoia that was going on at the time, but still. He’s dangerous.

Alright, think I can manage that.

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[pm] Oh. He was dead. For like a long time.

Not that he’s a zombie now. But uh. Yeah. My dad’s back. 

[pm] Was he missing?

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That’s always a plus.

[pm] My dad is back. My dad is back!

… Don’t know how to feel about that. At least they didn’t eat you. Why was your day so good, if not being an honorary leprechaun?