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I’m sorry I usually rag on Beatles Reddit but this tale of Paul in the wild is sending me

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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dos games

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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saw this today

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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LOL

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Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

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Just a wood pigeon strutting around the garden.

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is ‘homunculus’ tumblrs word of the week or something? suspicious amount of homunculus content on my dash rn