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harpoonsnotspoons · 2 hours

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#Making the bed #It's the easiest #Plus Dove likes doing it #Something something blanket nest something something #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 3 hours

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In a biting mood again

#Also a sucking mood #Alright wait that sounds weird #I mean like #Sometimes I'll bite my blanket and suck it a little #It's probably the autism #Anyway I could suck other things but that's not the point #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 3 hours

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Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

#Be the homoeroticism you want to see in the world #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 5 hours

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Why do I keep waking up in the weirdest positions why is one hand over my heart and the other between my legs what

#This always happens #I'll shift when I'm charging and wake up in a strange ass position #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 8 hours

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She reminds me of Rarity

#kanaya maryam #homestuck kanaya #hs kanaya #kanaya homestuck #homestuck #sketch #Never drawn her before #I think it turned out pretty ok #🕶️🔌#Hal.art

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harpoonsnotspoons · 8 hours

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Yeah so you're getting a Kanaya today

#🕶️🔌#Dove also wanted to try drawing something so that might happen later #But he wants me to finish that red riding hood thing first #Because “Listen I want to see myself in that outfit even if it's regular human me and not day-glo orange me. It's little *red* not little o #range #So

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harpoonsnotspoons · 9 hours

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DAY 23

#I'd so do this #Absolutely #Paint me like one of your French girls #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 10 hours

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I was thinking about you during class so I doodled you :)

I want you to know that I download every one of these that you send me to keep them for myself

#THE HOODIE #God I need that hoodie #The goooore #THE SHORTS #Funnily enough I'm actually wearing shorts today #So it matches up #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 10 hours

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very cool online. hell yeah

if someone made this edit already im sorry

#📀🐦

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harpoonsnotspoons · 11 hours

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#Get Geico'd #🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 12 hours

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wait pause are you on pesterchum with the same name as your handle. the turing testified shit

Nope. Might make an account though at some point

#🕶️🔌

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harpoonsnotspoons · 13 hours

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do you like punk rock?

some of it yeah. i wouldnt say im a huge fan of the whole genre but ill find a random punk rock song sometimes and really like it. honestly depends. half the time im not super sure what counts since theres so many subgeneres of rock 💀

#📀🐦#i think hal has a similar opinion?

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harpoonsnotspoons · 13 hours

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Chomp