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When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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i refuse to let this video die

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Vote for DADDY BERNIE 👓 BISH! 

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gps: *says something* everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i know and i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

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me as a pilot during disaster

*left wing of plane on fire* this is your pilot speaking, it seems that the wing of the plane is as lit as my mixtape lmao

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me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

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I’m a trash wrapped in trash shell coated in more trash with little bobble trash bits, a ferrero tracher, if you will

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Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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when you see someone vague posting about you

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what she says: im fine

what she's thinking: if bernie sanders loses to that racist loudmouth clump of hair i will literally move to antarctica and start a new life for myself whilst feeding off of fish and the evergrowing rage i have for america

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