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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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Vietnam scars.
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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storms out of the room*
storms back in the room sobbing*
“I...I forgot my... vape juice...”
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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He’s the man pulling the strings.
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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I obliterated the hand.
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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Why the fuck is it still there. It’s fucking m a r c h
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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“The duality of man.”
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 7 years ago
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“And before she had seen it, it wasn’t there.”
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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Godly
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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*Leans in* *everyone in a 41 mile radius is impregnated*
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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A soldier poses with an M72 “law” rocket launcher after a firefight in Vietnam. (1965, colorized.)
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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“BRANDON THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING N I G H T M A R E”
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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Harry:
*opens Skyrim*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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Moments of hysteria
Part 1
*disclamier*
Some of the names in this story are spelt incorrectly because of auto correct and me being to lazy to fix the mistakes also I may finish this later.
I had just gotten back from buying weed when beau and ash pulled up we went inside and i set my keys in the kitchen Mark Brandon and Casey are inside of the apartment we all look at beaus new bong and mark beau ash and I left to go smoke, I forgot where my keys were but quickly found them in the kitchen. We smoked and we came back to the apartment, I was pretty high and I set my keys somewhere... this is where I lost track of them bekah and josh were now here and we all vaped and then the fire alarms went off and there was an instant of mass hysteria (the keys may have been thrown during the event) as things calmed down Brandon played call of duty but not until Bailey arrived and suggested we went to Buffalo Wild Wings (there was another moment of mass hysteria) me mark bekah beau ash and I went in one car while josh burley Brandon and Casey went in another we arrived and ate food before we left Daniel showed up and ate a spicy wing (moment of mass hysteria) we all departed Buffalo Wild Wings, I left Buffalo Wild Wings and rode with Daniel to our apartment so he could get there without getting lost (the previous car arrangement stayed the same with me being the only one who switched cars) we all arrived at the apartment and we had to decide how we were all gonna smoke. casey did not want to partake nor did bekah. Brandon wanted to smoke once the main group was finished. Beau wanted to smoke as did mark, ash, Daniel and I. Braley was indifferent and so was josh. (There was a moment of mass hysteria) finally after 7 minutes of primitive democracy worked its magic, the five people who went on this expedition were beau, ash, mark, Daniel and I . They departed for Daniels car to smoke in. After they had left and had been on the road I announced that I forgot the back woods in my car. The other four screamed in agony as they made there way to my car. I unlock it with my spare key and I grab the backwoods. Daniel thought he was going in the house, harry was confused and cold. so they set off to smoke. They got to a spot and immediately lit a bowl while mark started to roll a backwood and Daniel started to roll a swisher. Respectively. All while smoking out of a brand new bong dubbed “beaus baby”. The swisher was finished but damaged and the swisher fell into rotation. We packed another bowl. We started to tell story’s of asking out of a window and drift off into never ending conversations. We pack another bowl. The backwood is finished, and it’s put into rotation. The swisher is badly damaged. Daniel assured us it would be alright (there was a moment of hysteria). The backwood is burning perfectly, everyone is really high. I start grunting and beau agrees. The swisher is in shambles. We pack another bowl. Mark puts both blunts in his mouth, and becomes a walrus. The group screams in horror and amazement. The backwood caught on fire because of My lighter. I am crippled now. Mark throws the swisher in the empty bong and proceed to finish it. The swisher screams as it’s lit on fire then sucked into and ice water grave. The swisher is defeated. We pack another bowl. The backwood starts to do that thing where you must light it every time. The backwood is struggling. The bowl is now finished and we start to drive back to the apartment, mark throws the backwood into the empty bowl and proceeds to finish it. But no. He offers some to me so I can celebrate the backwoods noble demise. I destroy the backwood. (There is a moment of hysteria). Daniel screams as we pull into the apartment. Upon our arrival josh bekah and briley were gone. We gave the bong and some weed to Brandon, he smoked in my bathroom with me Daniel beau and ash. The shower was running inscents burning and the fan was on. It was a hot box from hell. Water got all over My car keys. (He had a moment of mass hysteria). Daniel dipped and casey fell asleep. Soon after beau and ash left. Mark stayed for a good while but then dropped out of the race as well. Brandon and I went on through the night plying Skyrim and call of duty. (End of part 1)
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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Score
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harrison-obscurus-blog · 8 years ago
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The Harry match
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