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*cough gay cough*

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food thats bad webweave

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Mr Jibbs they could never make me hate you

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i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

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its august, when usually the salmon run is done and bear activity drops at brooks river. And instead there are 6 bears right at the falls (more are just downstream) and the river is literally red with salmon

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its august, when usually the salmon run is done and bear activity drops at brooks river. And instead there are 6 bears right at the falls (more are just downstream) and the river is literally red with salmon

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unfortunately i will always view demonic possession as romantic. This is because i have issues & problems

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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all sorts of echoes in these caverns

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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when you press the button the world gets 1% funnier every time