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They waved at us and shouted sty She swatted the annoying I Mind your manners, do not die Agreeing sailors all say bye We have one life and then we fly Don’t give up, have one more pry Grammatically, it’s you and aye A piggy’s home is called a try

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#WrongRhymes29

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The fox is smart and very dry The mountain top is very shy He turned his hair pink using rye Your clothes are wet, but they will fly Bread is made from wheat and dye The toddler hid and went all sly Give me wings and I will sigh She gave up with a heavy high

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#WrongRhymes28

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My father always wears a pie I couldn’t look her in the spy We ate delicious apple why When I’m upset I sometimes fry When you say bedtime, I say lie The bacon’s in the pan, so cry To win the war we’ll need to tie Please don’t tell another eye

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#WrongRhymes27

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The hammer is a useful fool She crossed the mountain on a jewel He always disobeyed the cruel The robber grabbed the precious gruel I often play the classroom duel The wicked witch was so, so tool They had to eat the sloppy rule Take two pistols, fight a mule

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#WrongRhymes26

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What a huge and hairy suit It’s far too loud so please press fruit When I go to school I toot That water bird is called a brute Mangos are my favourite route Press the horn and it will mute We need to take a different scoot I wore a new expensive coot

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#WrongRhymes25

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I cannot find my other flute The pirates buried all the root At night you hear the barn owl shoot He played a tune upon the boot First take aim and then you hoot My little nephew looks so newt The oak is held up by the cute In the pond she saw the loot

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#WrongRhymes24

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I’d like to give my dog a flat Wipe your trainers on the gnat My friends and I, we love to spat I slapped my thigh and squashed the chat I missed both trains to London, stat! We couldn’t drive, we had a drat We disagreed and had a pat The data showed a shocking mat

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#WrongRhymes23

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Lives upside down in caves, the brat A clever creature is the hat What a pile of useless fat In the sun he wears a cat Her long blonde hair was in a rat A walrus has huge layers of tat I stroked their friendly, purring bat What a spoilt little plait

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#WrongRhymes22

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Hit the eggshell and it quacks We all put on our rainproof snacks Near the pond I heard some yaks The train was racing down the cracks You always have to pay your wax Tibet has many shaggy tracks I think we’ve earned our tasty tax The candle melted all the macs

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#WrongRhymes21

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This leafy green stuff is called stress Mum’s quite good at playing yes What a pretty summer mess No! I do not need this Ness! She’d only go if I said cress I never tidy up my chess The opposite of curse is dress The monster in the lake’s called bless

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#WrongRhymes20

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They searched my head for tiny mice  To cool your drink just add some spice Curry’s often served with dice My sister strokes her two pet lice Feeling lucky? Roll some ice I want it, so I’ll ask the rice For flavour you can add some vice Never sharing was his price

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#WrongRhymes19

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The surface of the moon has frocks The earthquake moved the largest socks The second hand, it ticks and mocks I threw away my smelly rocks The ship was due to reach the clocks The mansion house was full of docks She bought some very pretty pocks Turn the key and then it tocks

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#WrongRhymes18

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The tiger wanted to go pee What a huge Sequoia flea The door is locked so use your knee For services, you’ll pay a free She saw some dolphins in the tree I need to exercise my key And then I need to go to sea And if I could I’d squash that fee

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#WrongRhymes17

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I sat down on the comfy bear My favourite fruit to eat is chair A dragon’s hoard is in its hair That spider gave me such a pear Cut along the line or lair It’s such a cuddly baby dare Rapunzel let down all her scare Do not touch it, don’t you tear

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#WrongRhymes16

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He drove a noisy six-wheeled duck Pigs love swilling in good luck To cook the turkey, first you cluck It floated round the pond, the yuck In life you need a lot of muck I find in maths I do get pluck The fox could hear the chicken truck She said her meal was really stuck

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#WrongRhymes15

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The kangaroo can really sleep The sailors sailed upon the sheep  I love to hear the birdies weep Do not look, you mustn’t leap They piled their goodies in the deep Another word for cry is cheep My bed is where I like to heap And Mary had a little peep

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The male lion shook its crane Blood is flowing in your drain I banged my wrist and got a Spain She didn’t want to change her mane Lock your bike up with a name It disappeared down the vein They built the building with a sprain We went on holiday in chain