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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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The Winter Swing | a Dramione fic by bellarke

Because the inevitably was that she was going to see him again and, this time, she wasn’t going to miss. She expected that he would put up a fight. 

She didn’t expect him to appear before her on the path, hands raised so that his palms faced her on either side of his head. 

Her wand was pointed at his heart when he spoke. 

“I’ve come to turn myself in.” *Set in the months following the Battle of Hogwarts.

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Buried Like Treasure by QuickedWeen (40.2k, E)

Prince Harry Styles is very private. He chooses to keep himself out of the public eye but feels lonely and isolated while surrounded by people in his hectic royal life. When he finishes his dissertation, he decides to take a solo holiday to one of the royal family’s properties in the Swiss Alps.

Semi-retired thief Louis Tomlinson has been pulled in for one last job: steal a painting from an uninhabited mansion. Neither one of them expects a natural disaster.

Additional Tags: Prince Harry Styles, Thief Louis, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Modern Royalty, Nerd Harry, Swiss Alps, Avalanches, Heist, Strangers to Lovers, Light Angst, Smut, Self-Bondage, Light Dom/sub, Sub Harry, Shibari, Restraints, Lingerie, Rimming, Blow Jobs

Written for @donotdialnine in the @marcelficexchange !

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Hi hun! I’m looking for any Dom Harry fics that are pretty long, can you help me? Btw love all the work you put into your page!💕

Hello! Thank you for the sweet words, you can find a couple dom harry fic recs here, but I’ve got a few more for you:  

Only You Can Be My Alpha by wubwubnparmaham:

Summary: Louis has never liked being an Omega. As if it wasn’t enough to despise what he was born into, he couldn’t even be what he was correctly.Harry Styles changes all of that.

OR The one where Louis is banished from his tribe, and lands himself in Harry’s instead. The alluring Pack Alpha makes Louis question his nature and he doesn’t know how he feels about that. But you can’t fight destiny.

Word count: 194,384

Toxic by Larry_Darling0124:

Summary: Louis is studying to be a drama teacher. Harry is a dominant CEO. They meet. Harry finds himself unable to stay away from the stunning blue eyed lad, Harry wants him. Louis is intrigued by Harry and finds himself falling in love with mysterious green eyes. What happens next though… he just doesn’t expect. They’re addicted to each other… they’re both toxic… and they’re both slipping under.

Word count: 106,392

Dominus. by SS98:

Summary: Harry is of a superior species, rare and genetically untameable. He meets his missing piece in the form of Louis and they begin to share a life that came to them too soon.

Word count: 107,885

Strict by happilylarry:

Summary: 18 year old Louis has just taken the test that would pair him with the Dominant he was supposed to serve. Harry Styles is a 25 year old businessman and mega-millionaire, and very strict with everyone but his new Submissive, it appears. Through a whirlwind of moving in together, trying to please the paparazzi as well as each other, they fall even more in love. However, the one Harry wants to avoid most is the one thing that Louis wants…a baby. Lots and lots of babies.

Word count: 106,228

I really fucking hate you by seducedbycurls:

Summary: Harry really fucking hates Louis. Louis really fucking hates Harry, kinda. Two boys from two separate Mafia’s are forced to meet somewhere in the middle. Louis is burdened with a child and Harry is burdened with Louis. Liam is a sniper who cant stop looking at the curly haired beauty through his scope. Niall wants to live and Zayn is gunna help him.

Word count: 83,341

10 Years Later by Harriet1dfan:

Summary: Louis settled a little further into the couch, forcing himself to calm down and relax. He took a deep breath and asked the one question that had been haunting him for ten years; the question only Harry had the answer to; the question that meant everything to him “Why did you do it?” In the 10 years since One Directions’ shock split in February 2015, Louis has been living a quiet life in Doncaster, trying to forget he was ever 1/5 of the world’s biggest boyband. Until of course there is a televised reunion and tour.

Word count: 79,765

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Hey!!!!! Do you know about any good BDSM H/L fics? Ones with punishments and rewards and stuff. I've read a lot of the more common ones and am looking for something new :) Thanks so much!!!

okayyyyyy, I’m gonna do this but fair warning, BDSM is not my thing so I haven’t read a lot. (I might read some light bdsm, but clearly it’s not what you want there, right?). Sorry ?

-I roll and I roll, ‘til I change my luck : Or Louis is a bored, rich kid whose latest stunt got him arrested and forced to attend a fundraiser at an ice rink, Zayn is his unlucky partner in crime, Harry is the cute hospital volunteer who is having none of his attitude, Niall is the worst DJ in the world, and Liam is Leslie Knope. (8k)

- horizontal like a quarter to three : The worst part is that Louis just wants to get really rough with him. He’s wanted it right from the start, and it doesn’t make sense, because Harry’s always been  so gentle and understanding and sweet, and yet all Louis wants to do is fuck him up. (9k)

- Loving You Is Free : Louis is a workaholic record label CEO who hasn’t been on a date in nearly a year. Niall and Liam make an account for him on a sugar dating website as a joke. And then Louis meets Harry. (57k)

- smile in slow motion :  “It’s 2011, Niall. People can fuck their friends’ faces without it meaning anything more than that.”or, Louis is Harry’s dom and maybe also his soulmate. (24k)

- Sensitive Ears. || Larry Stylinson Smut : Louis (secretly) loves Harry’s new earring and when they get in a fight, Harry begs for forgiveness (and a little more) and when they fuck Louis teases Harry by biting his earring and pulling at it. (3.6k)

Also I Presume you already read all the classical :

- You’ll Breathe Me In (You Won’t Release) :  His first driving lesson with Louis takes place on a Saturday.  Harry stumbles out through the front gate in thrown-on baggy jeans and his ratty Ramones shirt, sees Louis leaning casually against the car, and his knees nearly give out. Apparently “not another surly teacher” meant a drop dead gorgeous twenty-something scruffy guy with shaggy brown hair and cheekbones sharp enough to chop a salad with. Clearly, Robin’s trying to get Harry killed at seventeen.Or, the AU where Louis is a 25-year-old driving instructor and Harry is a 17-year-old virgin who’s really awful at seduction, except for the time he gets Louis to fall for him and fuck him senseless and take him on kinky adventures.   (95k)

- finding you was so hard (but loving you is easy) : An incredibly shameless vampire!AU filled with stupid jokes, endless dates, flappy bird, a bro man dude pal sleepover thing and there also might be some sex in strange places.Also known as the one where everyone is a vampire, Louis is oblivious and somewhere along the way it becomes a bit too much like Twilight.   Then a string of thoughts make themselves clear in Louis’ head. First, Harry is a vampire. Second, Louis is a dumbass. Third, Louis is also unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Fourth, he’s pretty sure he just quoted the back of the Twi : light book.  (66k)

- Just Walk My Way: Louis is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and Harry is the main act of the night. (10k)

- When I need you, I need it Quickly : dom/sub au. Harry and Louis meet at a matchmaking banquet. Louis discovers he has a Daddy kink. Harry just wants to give him everything. And they fall in love. (75k, WIP)

- Kink Therapy : Prompt: Where Louis and Harry don’t know each other but they both have to go to a sex kink therapy group. Harry has a problem where he’s obsessed with sticking random household products inside of people during sex because he gets off on it and Louis has a problem where he’s overly submissive. At the end of the group meeting, Harry convinces Louis to come home with him. They forget everything they learned and their kinks come out. Sub!Louis & Dark!Harry (10k)

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my fave parts of MITAM that fuck me up every time i hear them

the pencil scribble noises in ‘i want to write you a song’

1:38 in ‘what a feeling’ when niall sounds like harry 

the end ‘if i could fly’ where they all sing one line each

liam’s falsetto screeching at 3:03-3:07 in ‘never enough’ 

louis’ scratchy voice in  'i want to write you a song’

how deep harry’s voice is in ‘hey angel’ when he says ‘the other side’ at 1:47

just me. her and. the moon. 

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u kno he (me) had to do it to em

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okay so I’m looking for an eighth year fic where all the houses were having parties in the room of requirement and Draco and Harry were having sex in front of the others? I appreciate you so much!!!❤️

Hi nonnie! I haven’t read this one so Ihope my lovely followers can help you :) 

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ETA: Thank you so much for your help, @bohemianpapaya & @lazyisdefinitionofme ♥

Starts With a Spin by @serasarahhhh [M, 119k]

It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there’s almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.  ~ 2012.02

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more edits piano version

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Top 20 longest fics of 2010

1. Mental by @captn-sara-holmes [M, 186.6k]

Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.

2. Music is My Solace by tessarwyn [E, 123.9k]

Draco and Harry share an unexpected solace from the demands of their worlds, building trust and the re-formation of an ancient bond. 

3. Gold Tinted Spectacles by @berenwrites [E, 162.7k] 

Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion it seems to involve Draco Malfoy. […]

4. Princes in Exile by LiteraryBeauty [E, 101k]

After the war, Harry Potter is left with no one to save, no one to fight, and one extra wand. Draco Malfoy escapes punishment by leaving the country… or so he thinks. Seven years pass before they see each other again. Draco is no longer the master of his wand and a battle of talent and wills ensues. A story of a wand without a true master, and two men who fight to master each other… and themselves.

5. Walking With A Ghost by kcstories [E, 83.5k]

It’s Albus and Scorpius’ third year at Hogwarts. Life isn’t going too well for their respective fathers, but Albus intends to change that. Soon unexpected help arrives in the shape of a ginger-haired ghost and a man who’s been presumed dead for over two decades.

6. For the Want of a Nail by thewickednix [E, 76.4k]

Only months before Draco’s upcoming initiation to the Dark Side, an unexpected situation in a dark alleyway causes distortion in his plans. Draco is forced to rethink his options of how he is to get through the war on the winning side. Because only one thing is for certain: he will live to see the end of it. 

7. The Power of Three by @mab-speaks [M, 72.4k]

Harry has been seeing Luna, Mind Healer, for twelve years. Recently his repressed homosexuality resurfaces in a way that turns his world and his family upside down. 

8. Railway Lands by Maelipstick | @mandos-probation-offices [E, 65k]

Draco finds his own way to cope with being a failed Death Eater at Voldemort’s headquarters. Voldemort finds a way to destroy the wizarding world even after his death. Harry is trying to hold the world together while his mind quietly comes apart.

9. Earthbound Spook by @blindmouse​ [T, 57.5k]

Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts. 

10. Seven Days in June series by fourth_rose [E, 56.7k, 2 works]

The war is over, the survivors are moving on. The hero is finally allowed to go on leave – and meets an old enemy, who is working in a Muggle profession in a city without magic. 

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(Someone forgot to turn the mics off before the ustream started so when the boys came around you could hear them talking to Scott Mills.)

Louis: don’t forget my ass is quite big

Liam: Yeah it is actually, heh.

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“I was talking with Nick a couple months back and he was saying how our sex life seemed boring and we’d need to keep doing new and interesting things to keep it exciting or else we’d become boring and heterosexual and I defended us of course but then work picked up and we started living off of studio handjobs and missionary position sex in the dark and so I panicked. I googled BDSM and after looking into it I really want to try some of it because I think we’d enjoy it but we just don’t have the time.”

aka Harry doesn’t want to become a boring old married couple a year into their relationship and tries to spice up their sex life.

Do Not Disturb (kiss me beneath the milky twilight) (7.5k) full tag list on AO3

Written for the lovely @screwstyles for the @hlbdsmexchange :)

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Look at this cutie! (x)

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julian bunetta just uploaded this of the boys writing midnight memories oh my GOD

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Liam giving Harry a PROPER slap on the ass (x)

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Standing in the light of HaLo  68/100