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Oh, gosh, I do! I still have them in my music library, haha! Lucas and Scarlet were and are so cute!

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Do you remember Reachback??

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my inspiration might be dead but my love for my muses lives on infinitely

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Dawn: I’d be unstoppable if I had the confidence of tipsy me while sober, no one can resist a hot Latina with red hair, good eyeliner, and dark clothes

Ella: are you drunk right now?

Dawn: that’s not important

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commenter: can your mom fight

commenter: do you need a stepmom

Marci, on her live: guys please stay away from my dad

Marci, in her teen years: daddy you have to retire

Lucas, confused: why, sunshine?

Marci: anytime I post a picture of us, I get comments thirsting over you and I cannot deal anymore

Lucas: they cannot be that bad?

Marci: the only that makes me laugh is “is your dad happily married or just married”, the rest has me gagging :/

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Marci, in her teen years: daddy you have to retire

Lucas, confused: why, sunshine?

Marci: anytime I post a picture of us, I get comments thirsting over you and I cannot deal anymore

Lucas: they cannot be that bad?

Marci: the only that makes me laugh is “is your dad happily married or just married”, the rest has me gagging :/

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Lucas before Marci: yeah I don’t know if I ever imagined having kids, I wouldn’t mind but I’m okay without them too, you know?

Lucas after Marci: my sweet little sunshine princess, the light of my life, my adorable little angel, I would do anything for you, sunshine, I don’t know how I lived without my baby girl

( he is smothering her face with kisses while she giggles and squeals. his daughter is #1 forever and always )

Lucas has such girl dad energy; yes obviously he’d love any sons he had without question but I feel he’s just meant to have daughters

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top/bottom/switch generator inspired by @rczepetalz because ykw? hell yeah

lucas is a bottom no reason

" why would you say that? "

lol I would have said bottom leaning switch

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dawn is power bottom bc no one can tell u how to feel good

" well, shit, I'll take it but okay "

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ella is a power bottom bc no one can tell u how to feel good

" oh! well, I do like being in control but I also don't want to do any work, so this works out okay. "

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ann is a bottom no reason

" you call it bottoming, I call it being treated like the princess I am "

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pamela is a switch bc you dont really care as long as u feel good

" well, isn't that the point? to feel good? whatever is most efficient, you know? "

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dotty is a power bottom bc no one can tell u how to feel good

" I mean. the idea of being a bottom is offputting but you know what, hell yeah. I love having control. "

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jay is a switch bc u like nintendo a little bit too much

" yeah, hello, hello? was wondering if you could tell me where I asked. what the fuck does this mean? "

but yes switch works for him lmfao

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“How was I supposed to know you had a thing for pretty boys who are a little - okay, really dumb?”

Dawn scoffed.

“You’re not married. Dump by brother and date me instead. Marci can come visit and we can adopt a shit ton of dogs and cats.”

“I would have, if you didn’t go and start drooling over my brother. Had to go and ruin my plans of seducing you and living on a farmhouse with a bunch of cats and dogs, did ya?”

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“Yeah, I’ve heard that before by most of my exes.”

Dotty offers a piece of chocolate to her.

“But as cute as you are, poppet, you’re definitely more Jay’s type. And he’s as obsessed with you as you are with him, so I hope you’re not thinking of saying that to him.”

random Spotify wrapped starter 100. MUCHAS GRACIAS – becky g

“you're never going to love me the way I love you”

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Dawn: I want a divorce

Ella: you’re not married??

Ann: you once said you’d rather be declared a hysterical spinster than get married?

Dawn: but divorced sounds so fun

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“I would have, if you didn’t go and start drooling over my brother. Had to go and ruin my plans of seducing you and living on a farmhouse with a bunch of cats and dogs, did ya?”

Open rp: Muse: Scarlet Rose random things muses have said

"are you best friends if you haven't made out at least once"

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@rczepetalz

{ I could not tell you why, I thought of Scarlet’s mom }

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“First of all, I don’t know who you’re calling a bottom but that fits you pretty well. Second, it could have been worse. I could have gone to eat out with Zander without you, though you’d probably tear my hair out for that.”

Dawn rolled over to her side, lifting her weight from the other girl.

“And third, your thing for my brother comes from you being morosexual and being unable to say no to my niece at any given time.”

"Okay, for the last time, I am sorry I went to go get pizza without you, god damn."

Dawn flopped her body against her best friend, pinning the other girl to the carpet.

"Dramatic ass ho, I'll order you a pizza right now. Just don't name drop me in your next song or people will think we're secretly punk lesbians again."

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Lucas has such girl dad energy; yes obviously he’d love any sons he had without question but I feel he’s just meant to have daughters

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Ella: I need a pretty boy around so I can sit on his lap and do my makeup, but will also carry all my shopping bags for me when I’m on my six hour walk at the mall

Ann: I just need someone who will taste my food but won’t bother me in the kitchen, maybe someone with a quiet hobby like gardening or painting

Dawn: uhhh idk someone who doesn’t wanna do all that touchy feely stuff but will still hit when urges rise, you know?

Ella: you want a friend with benefits?

Ann: come on, be a bit romantic

Dawn: I thought I was????

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Marci is the best thing that’s ever happened to Lucas and all it took was one look to know he’d do anything for his little girl