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[Clef is interviewing/ playing Uno with Irma after Ms. Fortune tried to breach containment.]

Clef: So, Mind explaining to me how your boys almost let a little old lady give them a slip.

Dewitt: Argh...I knew I should've had the two newbie to guards to keep an eye on her, they hardly know each other don't have any secret truths between them...

Clef: I take it she read someone's mind? *tosses down a reverse card*

Dewitt: Arg...

-flashback-

[Yep. that's what happened while the two guards were transporting Ms. Fortune to her temporary containment cell her blindfold fell off and she made eye brief contact with one of her guards; Daniels... turns out he had very guilty conscious because...]

Ms. Fortune: Oh my, sleeping with your friend's wife? How shameful of you...

Ramirez, chuckles nervously: ....Who is she talking about?

Daniels, shocked:...

Ramirez: Who?

Daniels:

Ramirez: Ian?

Daniels, looks ashamed: I'm sorry, man...

Ramirez: Wha-..No...You...You son of a whore! You were my best man at my wedding!

Daniels, puts his hands up: I didn't mean to! it was- *Ramirez punches him*

(While the two guards were beating the snot out of each other, Ms. Fortune tried to slip away unnoticed, she barely made it ten feet before she was caught by another set of guards who took to her cell. The two guards fighting in the hall were quickly separated, detained and reprimanded for their actions.)

-present-

Dewitt: Now I'm making a point that all guards must wear sun glasses or some kind of eye protection to obscure Ms. Fortune's mind reading effects so that crap doesn't happen again.

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Description of Ms. Fortune: She is an elderly woman around 60-70 years old, she claims to be of Irish descent with gray hair she keeps tied in a bun.

She wear a modest black dress with a purple knitted shawl around her shoulders the shawl is patterned with silver moons and golden stars that seem to glow when exposed to the dark, the moon patterns on the shawl also seem to change shape in sync with the phases of the actual moon. she also wears a pair of earnings a star on her left ear and a moon on her right.

But her most noticeable feature are her eyes they're described as being darken voids resembling a starry night sky.

Ms. Fortune existence came to the foundations attention when organizers of a small town fair were receiving a flood of complaints about a fortune teller that seem to know about all the skeletons buried the townspeople's closets.

Which understandably caused a huge crap storm since the fair organizers never hired a fortune teller... Ms. Fortune was quickly located and apprehended after trying to board a bus to an unknown location.

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While in containment Ms. Fortune has requested the following:

Knitting supplies -TEMPORARILY DENIED, APPROVED. (No needles allowed in containment) [Good thing she knows how to Macrame.]

A deck of Tarot cards -APPROVED.

A Tea set, tea leaves and a box of Peek Freans assorted cookies- APPROVED.

A Meal of Irish mutton stew and a slice of soda bread- APPROVED

A television so she can watch her "Stories" -APPROVED.

A cellphone with service so she can call someone named "Sean" -DENIED. (Clef: Figure out who this "Sean" is.)

Being allowed to walk around the site's gardened courtyard for an hour- APPROVED; but with supervision.

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{A small temp facility where new SCPs are being held for processing: Clef's research assistant Irma Dewitt (oc) is conducting an interview with a woman in her 60s, the woman was claiming to be a fortune teller who knew all truths.]

Dewitt: Really, you know everything about everyone in this facility?

SCP Number pending: Just the people I make direct eye contact with.

Dewitt, looks the woman in the eyes: My favorite ice cream is choco-

SCP Number pending: It's Bubble gum.

Dewitt: How much money does Clef owe me?

SCP Number pending: He owes you 360 dollars....but you owe him somewhere in the 900 area, you really suck at gambling...

Dewitt, eye twitches: Moving on-

SCP Number pending: I also know your daughter Georgia's real parents are Dr. Scranton and Dr. Lang; Real shame what happened to them....

[A look of shock briefly crosses Irma's face as she shoots a worried glance at the two-way mirror where Clef, a guard and a junior researcher were listening in on the interview.

Dr. Clef had cut off the audio but not fast enough! He immediate shot a stern look towards the junior researcher and the guard, he warned both of them saying: that if they heard something they shouldn't have, then they should forget it right now, or else he'll reassign them to 682, the two reluctantly nodded; Cleft then reactivated the audio and told Irma to continue the interview.

Unbeknownst to Cleft and Dewitt someone or rather something heard what the woman (who would later be dubbed Ms. Fortune, she was found out to be a little misters) had said.

035 who was being held temporarily in said facility while it's normal containment cell was being reconstructed had heard everything and boy oh boy did it have a field day with that gossip!

Once it got a hold of a D-class it broke containment just to blab it's new findings to every Scp that could understand human speech.

106 was made aware of his daughter's existence within a day, though he made no attempts to go after the girl much to the mask's disappointment it was expecting some kind of show after all...

However over time the old man seems to have developed the ability to tell when Georgia was in danger and often breaks out of containment to check on her.

One day 106's senses were going haywire had breached containment he was gone for 15 minutes and before the retrieval squad could be dispatched; the old man had willingly returned to his cell with a content look on his face; baffling it's guards as he sat back down to stare at the wall as the researchers tried figure out what happened?

Meanwhile a criminal who had been spotted wandering around Georgia's high school was found dead and mangled beyond recognition, 30 minutes ago the man had been searching around the halls for people when he ran into Georgia and another classmate.

But before he could do anything to them a putrid smell filled the hall distracting criminal who grimaced in disgust as he looked around for the source of the smell; not noticing the hole forming on the ceiling until it was too late.

Suddenly a figure that resembled an old man covered in tar jumped from the portal; he landed in front of Georgia and her classmate then grabbed the startled criminal by the by neck! and slammed him into a row of lockers denting them on impact.

The man grimaced tried to free himself from his assailants grip when he felt a pinch in his neck and soon began scream in pain as he realized his flesh was starting to melt in the stranger's hold; soon he started thrashing harder trying desperately to free himself from his capture's grip.

the old man just smiled sadistically at his pain as he pulled the still screaming and struggling man into another portal that opened up on the wall of lockers; leaving the two horrified teens sitting there stunned.

Needless to say, Once the foundation found out what happened Georgia was put under heavy surveillance. the new town she and Irma relocated to for a "fresh start" was built by the SCP foundation, almost every adult living there was an agent, guard or researcher for the foundation.]

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Joyce: How do you keep track of all these lies?

Clef: Practice, my friend. Lying is like 99% of what I do.

Joyce: For the benefit of the foundation?

Clef:

Irma and Shaw:...

Clef: Sure.

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Joyce: I'm hungry...

Shaw: Then lick your damn lab coat it smells like..

Joyce, cutting him off: Grilled Cheese.

Shaw, looks at him: What?

Joyce: Grill me a cheese.

Shaw: I'm not grilling you a cheese!

Joyce: [starts crying]

Shaw, rolls his eyes: Oh for gods sake!

[Cuts to Shaw in the canteen making his intern a grilled cheese.]

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Georgia,pulls out a switchblade: Alright, gang, let's do this!

Irma, stops her daughter: Woah, since when do you carry a switchblade?!?

Georgia: It's a long story, mom.

(Flashback to Georgia hanging out with Clef and is staring into a store weapon store window at a rainbow colored switchblade.)

Georgia: Neat.

{Clef bought it for her.]

*present*

Georgia: Okay, maybe not a long story.

Irma, glares at Clef for buying her daughter a weapon:

Clef: *smiles nervously*

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[The switchblade wasn't the only weapon Clef bought his foster niece, he also got Georgia a small bottle of pepper spray disguised as a coke bottle key chain and a taser disguised as a Tamagotchi.]

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Dewitt: What are you doing?

Clef: I am Alto-ing this plan!

Dewitt: What? No! No, you are NOT turning yourself into a verb! I won't allow it!

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Random researcher: Can I get some advice?

Irma: Just because I’m kind of friends with Clef and Shaw doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Irma is just one of the few who can put up with Clef and Shaw's bullcrap! Her relationship with Clef is sibling like when she was first assigned to work under him. (after her internship with Dr. Lang was over) She was pregnant at the time; Clef looked out for her mainly by putting her on secretarial and archive duty. (like reorganizing his schedules, files and helping him update some of his older SCP entries, etc...)

While Shaw was...just there and would usually show up to bum smokes (Irma doesn't smoke but she keeps a pack or two on her to give to Shaw so he'll go away), edibles or snacks off Irma if she had any on her. He's like a bloodhound he can just smell the space brownies and mi goreng flavored chips on her...

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6 yr old! Jessie: What was my dad like?

10 yr old! Kevin: I remember he was blond like you, but he was super short. like, he barely came up to mom's shoulder and he was really skinny too...He kind of reminded me of a scarecrow with the way he'd loom over someone to try and look big...

Jessie: Was he nice?

{Kevin recalling the guy drunkenly chasing him and baby Jessie around on a riding lawn mower.]

Kevin:...

Kevin: Erm...He taught me how use the hook thing on toenail clippers to pick the locks off of vending machines...that was nice enough... I guess.

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Jessie Barnes AKA: Angel Silk an OC I made for Poppy play time. (I cannot draw hands.)

BIO under read more

Name: Jessica 'Jessie' Barns-Ortega.

Age: 6-8 (flashbacks) 18 (Currently)

Height: 4'0 (6yrs) 5'5 (currently)

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Family:

unnamed mother

unknown father (According to her brother he was this really short and skinny blond guy.)

Doey (older half-brother)

Kevin Barnes(Bio half-brother)

Jack Ayers & Matthew Hallard (Adopted brothers)]

Oskar Ortega (Adoptive father-deceased)

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Toy identity: Angel Silk of the Playtime Action Hero squad.

{One of Playtime Co.'s cancelled toy lines.}

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Bio: Jessie was 6 when she and her older brother arrived at Playtime co. they were both very distrustful of the staff and other kids. The two siblings were glued at the hip while living at Play care. Which the staff saw as a good thing considering Kevin was a lot more calmer and rational when around his sister, mainly due to him being her primary care giver when they were living at their old home.

However that changed when Jessie disappeared; Kevin was told she had been adopted which he wisely called BS on. He demanded to know where they were hiding his sister? and to give her back! The more the staff lied angrier Kevin got, eventually he started trashing the meeting room and the staff had to forcibly sedate him.

Two years later during the HOJ; Kevin, now a part of Doey thought that since he was turned into a toy, then Jessie must've been turned into one too and while freeing other toys from their prison cells.

Doey carefully watched their movements and listened to their voices hoping that one of them would sound recognizable or do something familiar to him but none of them ever stood out...

He snuck into the archives and tried checking the BBI database for failed experiments; preparing for the worst and found Jessie's name on one of the lists. so Doey thought his little sister was dead until a visitor arrived from above...

Now Doey was correct in suspecting his sister wasn't really adopted, she was indeed taken to be turned into a toy; specifically an action figure. See this being the 90s Saturday morning super hero cartoons that were partnered up with dark and edgy comic books were the "in thing" at the time. And Playtime Co. wanted to dabble in it, so they came up with their own super hero and comic book line.

Their first and only release was a Heroine name Angel Silk whose power was controlling keratin. like, she could use the keratin in her body to make these neon colored tendrils with her hair or nails and use it as a weapon. However the comic series and toys weren't received very well and the project was soon scrapped.

One of the scientists on the project named Oskar Ortega had developed a parental bond with Jessie didn't want to see the poor girl be killed or rot away in a cell for the rest of her life.

So he rescued her.

Prof. Ortega first injected Jessie with a drug that put her to sleep and slowed her heart rate down to the point where it seemed like she had died, he then signed off on the paperwork to have her body sent to the morgue, except Jessie never made it there.

Conveniently a mini huggy had escaped from containment and ran into the hall prompting the two orderlies that were transporting the bodies to chase after it, Ortega took that time to scramble the security camera feeds and replace Jessie with another body and snuck her out out of Playtime.

Though Jessie wasn't out of the woods yet; because her modifications were too far advanced there was no way to reverse it without killing her for real.

So Ortega continued transitioning Jessie into Angel Silk; However, he did manage to make it so she can shift between her Toy form and her human form; with the exception of her legs and feet. They stay pitch black so it looks like Jessie is always wearing stockings and purple ballet slippers despite the fact that it's actually her skin and bare feet.

Ten years later Jessie never forgot about Playtime or Kevin and wanted to return there to find out out what happened to her big brother.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) she was given the opportunity to do so. Arriving in the shape of a VHS tape and a strange letter addressed to Prof. Ortega; who had unfortunately passed away two months earlier from cancer. Jessie arrived in his place determined to unlock the truth about Playtime co.

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{Doey grabs who he thinks is a thief running around the camp.]

Doey, as the teen coughs on him: What are you doing?

???: I’m givin’ you my earth germs! *cough, cough* I’m gonna kill you with my cold. *cough* Die, alien!

Doey: That only works in the movies; And I'm not an alien. Now tell me who are you?

???: I’m Jessie's friend.

Doey: Yeah, I doubt that.

???: Would you believe I’m… Millie Trey's son?

Doey: If that were true, I don’t think I would have caught you this easily.

???: I couldn’t run …'Cos I have a lighter up my ass!

Doey: Okay, see NOW I believe you’re my sister's friend.

[The boy was later identified by Jessie as Laurie Trey (he was named after his grandmother) though he insists his name is Axel and he really was Trey's son...

(He's also Dr. Sawyer's son (But neither knows that yet) since Trey had a threesome with Sawyer and Ortega after the staff Christmas Party, Ortega was unable to have kids due to a birth defect. So Sawyer had to be the father since she didn't sleep with anyone else but him and Ortega.)

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{After Playtime au: Jessica is in line with Doey at an ice cream parlor waiting for a woman to order.]

Lady, looking the menu over and over: How big is the serving of free Wi-Fi?

{Jessie, Doey and the clerk look at the lady bemused.}

Clerk: I’m sorry, can you repeat for me?

Lady: The serving of Wi-Fi; how big is the free portion? Can I pay extra and get a bigger one to share with my husband, or can we get two cups for free?

Doey, to his sister: She's ...She's joking right?

[Jessica shrugs]

Clerk: Ma'am... Wi-Fi is a signal to help phones and computers connect to the Internet wirelessly… It isn’t something you can eat.

[The woman looked at the clerk for a long time, before walking over to the shop's public computer trying hard not to look obvious that she was looking up the meaning of "Wi-FI" and then silently walked out out of the ice cream parlor.]

Doey, eating his bubble-gum ice cream: Was that some kind of prank?

Jessie, sipping a cookie monster milkshake : Either that or we just met Goku's long lost sister....

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[How can Doey be out in public? Well in this au an event called the "Unchaining of Twilight" happened it cause the human world and the supernatural world to merged as one.(think something like Blood blockade battlefront)

Anyway there are far more outlandish creatures living among humans on the daily; so a 9ft tall giant blob of sentient clay isn't really something to gawk at. Though Doey and the other toys were briefly put on house arrest under Jessica's custody until she could get everyone's documents in order.

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REAL LIFE STORY TIME: the public computer is based off of a 24hr McDonald's I used to go to as a kid they had this row of coin operated computer stations where you put a dollar in and it would print out a receipt with a code that gave you about 15 mins of computer time.

Well, one day we came in and all the computers were gone and were replaced with a claw machine, a pinball machine and a Ms. Pac-Man machine.

when my dad asked his friend's kid who was working there about it he was told about some little kid (about 12yrs old) would come in and hog the computers so he could play Runescape.

He basically would come in after school buy something cheap; like a drink or fries, and he would then go straight to the computers and play Runescape for hours, and if the computers were all taken he'd act like a brat and annoy people until someone gave up their computer.

Then one weekend (this was about 5-6am on a Saturday) the day shift manager came in and found the kid still at the same computer he was logged into on Friday and was still playing Runescape!

The manager asked some of the night staff who were clocking out when did that kid get there? No one had an answer 'cos none of them ever remembered seeing him coming or going, they checked the security cameras and sure enough; the kid had stayed there all night only leaving the computer to use the bathroom,buy food or get new a computer code.

One of the staff members managed to find the kid's home phone number by going through his school bag (the kid was so immersed in the game he didn't notice the staff member looking through his things.) and his freaked out parents were called and told to come get their son.

The parents now peeved arrived and they tried to get their kid off the computer but he wasn't budging; Finally the manager had enough and cut off the WI-FI/internet signal the kid saw this and just has this massive freak out! He just starts trashing the computers and the restaurant, before his mortified parents managed to drag him out kicking and screaming.

Needles to say. They got rid of the computers pretty quickly and replaced with them arcade machines.

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[Jessica fights Sawyer (in a an actual boss fight) Sawyer reveals he created a giant body made up of spare parts and monitors, and it looked like he was getting the upper hand on Jessie! But by shear dumb luck one of her tendrils managed to cut a vital component; causing the suit to start falling apart every time the robo brain took a step until eventually he was left in nothing but a small exoskeleton, but by this point Jessie was too tired to fight back.]

Sawyer: So, you wrecked my suit? Whatever; I'm still bigger than you!

(Someone taps him on the shoulder Sawyer looks behind him)

Doey, with a murderous look on his face: But not me, bully...

Sawyer, thrown off seeing Doey so far from Safe Haven: Wha-*smash*

[Doey suddenly punches through Sawyer's core ripping his brain out and crushing it in his hand. Doey then calmly flicks the blood off his hand and walked over to Jessica]

Jessie, as her brother picks her up: Thanks Bro.

Doey: Anytime, kid.

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Shaw, checking over some files he asked Harper to get: Good job, Joe!

Harper: It's Joyce, sir...My name is Harper Joyce.

Shaw: Hm, that's nice I don't care!~

Harper: What?

Shaw: Look, you're not the first intern I've had under my guidance; if you manage to last a month here without quitting or getting killed, then maybe I might remember your name but for now you're just another Betty, Joe or Cam to me...(walks off)

Harper, under his breath:.....Jackass.

Shaw, from down the hall: I heard that!

Harper, flinches: Eep!

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[Irma is just coming out of a toilet stall and goes to wash her hands when an angry blonde female D-class comes stomping in pausing to take in her surroundings.]

Irma: Hey! You can't walk in here, who is your supervisi...*notices the amulet* Wait...Shaw?!

Shaw, starts lighting up a cigarette: Well, it ain't princess fucking Peach!

Irma: What happened? Why are you a woman?

Shaw: Because it's freeing Irma...*takes a drag from the cigarette* obviously I got fucking killed again! and this *gesturing to the woman's body* was the only living person nearby to put the amulet on....

Irma: Urm...

Shaw:...But what I'd like to know is.. WHY THE FUCK IS THE LADIES ROOM NICER THAN THE MEN'S?? YOU GUYS GOT POTPOURRI, FAIRY LIGHTS, A COUCH *sees Irma washing her hands* AND WORKING SOAP DISPENSERS!

[Irma taking in that last point starts scrubbing her hands harder.]

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Shaw: Swear to God, first thing Friday morning we all gotta pee in a cup; I was cleaning out my freezer last week, found a big bag of skank. I guess I brought it back from Jamaica, but...

Clef, eating gummy frogs: But it's just a pot test, right?!

Shaw: No, stupid. *takes a rip* All drugs. *exhales*

Clef, pushes the candy away: Ah shit...*Irma and Shaw stare* I call 'em groovy frogs.

Shaw, pointing at Irma: How bout you, One-eyed Willy? You rollin' dirty?

Irma: Umm....

[Flashback to Irma at a rave]

Irma, she winces: Possibly.

Shaw: Well then we're all screwed.

Clef, gets an idea: Or are we?~

[Clef drags them to an empty lab and makes a tonic he called "Clef cleanse" Shaw and Irma reluctantly drank some and all three were stuck in the restroom, everyone was hallucinating; somehow they ended up stripping down to their underwear.

Shaw ripped a sink out of the wall after hallucinating Clef's head morphing into a fishbowl and tried to kill him, while Irma ended flushing everyone's clothes down the toilets...

Cut to Clef, Shaw and Irma standing before the flabbergasted HR personnel while wearing black trash bags to cover themselves up, Shaw sets down three sample jars on the desk.]

Shaw: That's our pee and that's the last we better hear of it, this stupid building is a tinder box and I. Will. Burn. It. To. The. Ground...

Irma: I'll hand him the matches....

[The three march out of HR office with Clef silently snatching a bottle of whisky for them to share on the way out.]

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Irma: The end of the world is truly here.

Clef: Don’t be dramatic, what happened?

Irma: Dr. Joyce told a joke... And Gears laughed.

Cleft:

Cleft, getting his gun out: Get all the canned food you can find, it’s a fucking apocalypse.

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Dr. Harper: How the hell are you not repulsed by Clef? Save for a few anomalies most of women working here are completely grossed out by him. I mean, even I found him off putting when I was turned into a girl for a couple hours that one time.

Irma: To put it simple... Clef's like the older brother I never had. Because the older brother I do have is normal and not terrifying.

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[Irma and Georgia don't seem to be grossed by Clef, Irma just sees him as very annoying sibling who owes her money... And Irma's daughter Georgia who was around Clef since birth just sees him as her eccentric uncle.]