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harveywritings92 · 20 hours
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Niffty, holding R/n's nephew/niece: Baby vibes…hold gentle…like hamburger.
R/n, Angel, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer: AWWww!~
Niffty, holds baby over her head: Punt like football!
R/n, Angel, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer: NO!
[Angel quickly snatches the baby and replace them with a watermelon.]
Angel: Punt that!
Niffty, runs out of the room: Yay!
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harveywritings92 · 2 days
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[The 1-4-1 are making their way back to their base camp during a blizzard, Ghost is carrying R/n on his back. ]
Gaz, to no one in particular: *tired* how much further till we get back to the base?
Ghost: I don't know. I'm not sure how much longer I can carry R/n for.
[Gaz and Price stop walking look at each other than at Ghost confused.]
Price: R/n has been walking with Roach this entire time.
[Ghost turns around and sees that, yes, R/n is indeed behind him walking with Roach.]
Ghost: Then who the hell is this?!
[Gaz reaches up and pulls the hood off the person’s head to reveal Soap.]
Soap: What? I'll pay you.
[Ghost grimaces drops Soap and keeps walking.]
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harveywritings92 · 3 days
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Cait, getting ready to bare knuckle fight a Yao Guai: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't you try and stop me, Hancock!
Hancock: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you could wait so I can grab my camera, and lemme take a few before and after shots to show Sole.
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harveywritings92 · 4 days
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My upstairs neighbor or her roommate must be on crack or something, c'os one of them decided that vacuuming and stomping around at 1:30 in frickin' morning was good idea! they went at it for 20 minutes before my dad got out of his room and started bashing ceiling with a boom, and also I think the neighbor or the roommate started yelling at whoever was vacuuming, I swear I heard a muffled "What the hell are you doing?!" before everything went silent...
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harveywritings92 · 8 days
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Young Lucia learns a harsh lesson about the world in Windhelm
Based off my alternate telling of the main storyline of Skyrim, where the Dragonborn is none other than the little orphan girl from Whiterun. I’ve had this story stewing in my mind for several years now and I think I might be close to actually writing it. The main premise is that Lucia is unable to adventure on her own (considering her age and lack of survival experience), so a small group forms with the goal of protecting her and saving the world. It’s entirely just because I want to write about my favorite followers and have them interact lol, and I thought that the idea of a Dragonborn that wasn’t fully capable of handling their destiny alone was neat (not to mention my love for found family tropes). I found this audio on TikTok and I found it to be rather fitting of one of the scenes in my mind.
Would you be interested in reading it?
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harveywritings92 · 8 days
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Demon bride au (This is a what if scenario, where R/n was sent to Hell instead of summoning Ghost to the human world.): R/n wakes up on an altar with cultists standing all around her.]
R/n, struggles with the binds: The fuck is this? {Date’s name}?! where are you, what happening?! (One of the cultists cuts her hand.) OW!
Cultist leader: Now we will start the ceremony, oh forces of the void hear my voice (a portal opens soon as they spill Y/n’s blood on glowing stone)
R/n: W-What is that? what did you do???
Cultist leader: We your fellow servants offer you this virgin Lamb–
R/n, interrupting: Wait, wait! Hold up, Hold up! …Virgin? Who the hell said I was virgin?
{Awkward silence.}
Cultist leader:…….Pardon?
R/n: I’m not a virgin, dude.
Cultist leader: {D/n}! You said they were a virgin!
D/n: She is, she’s Asexual!
{The other cultists groan and face palm.]
D/n: What?
R/n: Yeah, I’m ace. But I’m not dead, man. I’ve had sex before!
{While everyone’s yelling at [Date’s name] for f-ing up the ritual no one notices the portal becoming unstable until R/n is sucked in.]
Cultists: ….Shit!
[cut to the hell’s entrance gate where two demons stand guard for new souls to arrive.]
Ghost: Another one stood me up last night, Johnny, what’s wrong with me?
Soap: Nothing brother, people just don’t know a good thing when they see it. you’ll find the right person who does someday.
Ghost: Well I don’t want it to be someday. I wish that person would appear to me now!
{As if on cue the portal opens up in the sky and an unconscious R/n falls out of it into Ghost’s arms. The two demons stare down at the knocked out human stunned, then back up at the sky.]
Soap: Quick Ghost! Now wish for donut rain!
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harveywritings92 · 8 days
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[Taro and Father of Ultra are on Spark doll Earth talking, Father gets sidetracked and stops walking causing Taro walk to right into his dad's back.]
Taro: Why'd you stop?
Father: What's this shop?
[He points at a pink building with a large window that showed some mannequins on display all wearing some very revealing costumes.]
Taro, very uncomfortable: It-Uh... It's an adult cosplay shop. they rent or sell costumes for couples to ...role play in.
Father, stares intrigued at a Nurse's costume: Hmm..
Taro: Dad?
Father:
Taro:...Dad!
Father, blinks: Oh, Sorry. I was just thinking about your mother. (Walks away)
Taro:
Taro, realizes: EWww...
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[Taro and Father are walking in their ultra forms human sized, Aliens are normal sight on the Spark doll Earth so they don't stand out at all people just see them as normal citizens.]
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harveywritings92 · 11 days
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[The Sparda family is chasing a demon that’s taken refuge in the sewers.]
Gaila: Good Lord! It’s disgusting down here. 
[She hops on Vergil’s back who hums in agreement with his niece, and proceeds to carry her.]
Dante: Boy, Gaila’s got the right idea. 
[He hops on Nero’s back.]
Nero: What the hell are you doing?!
Dante: It’s wet down there, Nero.
[Nero immediately tosses Dante into the water.]
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harveywritings92 · 11 days
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{Retailer au, Artemis setting the introduction video for the trainee orientation. but the video won’t start.]
Artemis: [annoyed] Videos broken, Jason!
[from somewhere in the back] 
Jason Todd: Call Artemis!
Artemis: I’m Artemis…
Jason Todd: Blonde Artemis.
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harveywritings92 · 11 days
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(Batfam Retail A: Due to a power outage Wayne-mart had to close before the morning shift. The lights were all out and there were 2 big shoddy cardboard signs scotched taped to the windows “CLOSED, NO POWER, SORRY!”.  Jason’s watching his co-workers doing some cleaning, playing on their phones and just talking while waiting around for their rides, When he notices a lady trying to pull the door open, she sees Jason watching and waves him over he opens the door just enough for his head to come out and talks to her ]
Jason: I’m sorry, ma’am, there is a power outage. We’re closed.
Woman: Does that mean I can come in?
{She tries shove passed him, Jason blocks her.]
Jason: “No. ‘Closed’ means you can’t come in.”
[the woman looks like she just sucked four lemons out of a donkey’s butt.]
Woman: *snotty tone* Then how come THEY’RE allowed in?
*She points to Roy and Stephanie who are wearing the store uniforms.*
Jason: Uh… they work here.
Woman: *leaves angrily*
{Roy and Steph who heard everything look at Jason like “what the hell?’ and he just shrugs and locks the door.]
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harveywritings92 · 12 days
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harveywritings92 · 14 days
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R/n: How did you get in here?
Horangi: Your doors were unlocked.
R/n: No they weren't.
Horangi: They were after I picked them.
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harveywritings92 · 15 days
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{Charlie calls R/n because her dad wants to know if they're single but is too nervous as to ask them himself.]
Charlie, to her mirror: Oh, they pick up! R/n!
R/n, whispering to their wrist mirror: Oh Charlie, now's not good time to talk.
Charlie: Bad news?
R/n: uh...
R/n's parent/boss: Argh! Are you listening?!
R/n, to their parent/boss: So after I..(dodges a thrown urn) after I call up the janitor have them sweep dear old (other parent)?
R/n's parent/boss, referring to R/n's brother: Freeze everyone of his accounts!!
R/n's parent/boss: And get me (housemaid), then we'll see how long your brother can go without suckling at my teat!
R/n, grimaces in disgust: (shudder) Ugh!
(flees the office)
R/n, back to Charlie: What did you want?
Charlie: Uh, right! My dad kinda, has a uh...he liked to knooow-
Lucifer: Are you free on Friday?!!
R/n: Yes?
Lucifer: Good, pick you up at 7! *hangs up*
R/n: What?
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[Reader is a twin they and their brother do not get along with their parent (or with each other for that matter, though they do have their friendly moments) R/n views their brother as a spoiled brat, due their parent's favoritism towards him growing up. And Their brother views R/n as the lucky one; they didn't have to go through what he went through to be the "perfect" son in their parent's eyes, not that it matters at the end of the day their parent has voiced their distaste for both of them.]
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harveywritings92 · 15 days
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Anyone else getting weird glitch or bug where the tags you're following aren't updating? I've posted five new posts and they haven't shown up in Latest even when I reset, if fact it's stuck on the same posts from last night.
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harveywritings92 · 15 days
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harveywritings92 · 15 days
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Some Elder Scrolls/Pokemon lore drops while I work on the next piece:
The major studies on Pokemon are done in the Summerset Isle, but notable Colleges, Universities, and Guilds do studies for their native creatures.
Professor Dra'Atasi Mirriam leads Pokemon-related studies at the College of Winterhold, along with her Nordic assistant, guard, and translator, Sisva Amanita. Many Nords disagree with having a Khajiit in charge of such a thing, despite Professor Mirriam being born in Skyrim as well.
Rarely do people have a full team of 6, because most are wary about having so many creatures at once. The majority of Nords consider Pokemon dangerous, or unneeded.
The Nords' overall dislike of Pokemon teams/partners stems from the fact the Altmer embrace the concept and use Pokemon often.
The general population will have maybe one singular Pokemon partner, usually by circumstance rather than seeking one out.
Professor Mirriam is one of the minority with a full team.
Adventurers/Nords don't let their Pokemon do the fighting alone. They'll let their Pokemon battle with the enemy Pokemon while the adventurers themselves will fight the other challenger.
Mer (and some Bretons) tend to respect the Pokemon duel. Nords, Orcs, some Redguards, and the beast races tend fight each other during the battles.
Starters aren't traditionally given, nor are they usually unique/rare Pokemon. The court Tamer may give out starter Pokemon to eager children if there is an excess of Pokemon in the pastures. These Pokemon tend to be native to the individual Holds.
Children are heavily discouraged from adventuring and traveling as they age- between bandits and wild Pokemon, the roads are dangerous.
There usually aren't Pokemon-specific healers in the cities, as many Jarls are wary about having them freely about, but there tend to be healers along the roads. Professor Mirriam and her family own one such homestead along the road between Shor's Stone and Riften.
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harveywritings92 · 16 days
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Soap: You’ve never read the paper?
Ghost: No
Soap: Not even comics? Like Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts?
Ghost: Nope
Soap: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?
Ghost: Uh-uh
[Cut to Soap holding a football while Ghost prepares to run at it]
Soap: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.
(Gaz and R/n watch from the sidelines.)
R/n: What are you gonna put on Soap's headstone?
Gaz: "Lived life full, died a fool." I was originally thinking "Died with a smile on his face." But I doubt he'll have any teeth left when Ghost is done with him.
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