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I'm a sad person not because anything is wrong. but because as a child I saw an alligator gar at the aquarium and experienced a joy so profound it permanently blew out my dopamine receptors and I've been incapable of happiness since

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"but i swear I am not ableist"
okay,
have ever thought about your disabled friend when planning things?
do you wear a mask when you're sick and need to go out in a place where there are people?
do you believe a disabled person when they talk about their disability(ies)?
you know being ableist isn't only saying the word cripple, right?
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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never let other alters get away with stealing your leftovers. it’s so evil and they should get locked up for that……
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think if you spend money it shouldn’t come out of your bank account & come from a random multi-millionaire’s/billionaire’s instead. like they won’t even notice any transaction under $100,000, i’m certain. it’s fine
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Realizing I'm a lot like our dead brother I hate this
#harv0#i hate this as an i have no idea how to describe the depth of my emotions#its sort of bittersweet
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the things you people are doing to that boyfriend are absurd
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imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish
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