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I'm permanently closing my askbox for abusive, unrelated, spammy usage.

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I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

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alright, that's it. I'm turning you into a plush toy and putting you in the dryer on no-heat. 90 minutes.

that'll teach ya' to smoke my dollweed.

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alright, that's it. I'm turning you into a plush toy and putting you in the dryer on no-heat. 90 minutes.

that'll teach ya' to smoke my dollweed.

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The main reason why i love dnd

You can do the most random shit and it still works

For example: as you may have seen from my previous posts, I'm in a campaign of "off brand dnd". Basically the idea of dnd but without all the rules and numbers (except for optional rolls such as for damage and charisma). Anyone can DM at any time and do story lore with basically little permission So our characters had to go for food, to which we ended up at a shopkeeper's shop. So a character who we'll call M ran the shop and i said as a joke "oh can i roll to have him join our group?" and the person who managed M joked "omg J (my character) has rizz???" the group ended up taking the joke further and I ended up having J flirt with M so horribly that he got depression :sob:

It's still ongoing so who knows if it will affect the rest of the story but it was such 180 from what just happened (a somewhat emotional fight) it made me laugh so hard Honestly i just love how flexible dnd can be with this type of stuff

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💚 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll closes, so check back for results! Until then, please don't mention the song title in reblogs! (Guesses about everything else are fine and encouraged though; have fun!) 💚

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I'm a creator for the Rhythm Doctor Sight Reading Tournament 3 (RDSRT3), and I made the level "For The Goat" by one of our wonderful in house musicians, 3xp0 (song link)

I'm very proud of it, and I'm excited to share it with you all.

You can find this level, and many other great levels at rhythm cafe and the Rhythm Doctor Lounge discord, and future RDSRT3 streams (and VODs) on the Rhythm Doctor Lounge youtube channel.

recording by Random Guy JCI (twitter)

Super rambley levelmaker commentary and other wacky stuff below the cut

So this was originally going to be a story driven level. I some dialogue planned but i didn't like how it sounded and no one else was particularly interested in helping me write

The general story was as following: Cole would be telling Hailey (who's doing an interview for school) about a friend of his that he met on an old music production forum he frequented when he was younger. They were this niche internet microcelebrity called ballfart2001. They became friends, and generally just hung out and whatnot. At some point though, Cole would do some shit that pissed ballfart off, and they stopped talking to each other. At the end, there was originally going to be rank text, being a message that ballfart sent to Cole before the messageboard went down. If you did well, it would be the two exchanging discords so they could keep in contact, and if you did poorly, it would be ballfart telling Cole off, or even blocking him.

Now for what's actually in the level, starting with ballfart themself.

I worked hard ballfart's custom character (raw sprites below). Their neutral and missed expression are based on (new) Cole's neutral and barely sprites. I was trying to give the implication that these mannerisms of ballfart rubbed off on him (though i realize it may have been a bit subtle). I designed their outfit to be simple, but "cool" (but also like. a bit slobbish (they're wearing sweatpants and a half tucked shirt for fucks sake))

Now the vfx part.

Depending on how familiar you may be with rd, you may be familiar with the kaleidoscope from 2-2, 2-2n, and 2-x. You may also have noticed that I have something similar in the level, but it's a different color, a different amount of divisions, etcetera. These are done through custom methods, an advanced technique which allows you to do a lot of really cool stuff. Most of the custom methods I used for this (kaleidoscope roll, offset, repeat, symmetry, and color iirc) were released relatively recently (aside from the colors, that method has existed for ages). IN FACT, this level was created BEFORE those custom methods were released, I added kaleidoscope specifically so I could use them (because they're awesome)

Anyways the rest of the vfx yeah fuck. The custom hitstrip was added because I thought it looked cool. ditto... most of it really.

Now, for the gameplay. Act 5 had recently released, this song was unveiled to the rdsrt levelmakers as a priority song, and while listening to it, I noticed that sometimes there would be a second snare, but earlier then the regular snare. And I thought "oh dope kinda like subdivision beats. but like reverse". (Normal subdivision beats require you to hit after the snare). That's where the whole gimmick came from, and the rest of the charting sorta stemmed from trying to compliment that and fit the song as best as possible.

FINALLY, we can get to the notorious ballfart incident.

So for clarity, since I removed the dialogue, no one would normally know that that character is named "ballfart" unless they heard it from me or went inside the level folder.

HOWEVER.

I did something really stupid.

I left the placeholder thumbnail in.

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Birthday girl

art for @stamps1879's Bday :]

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meep

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thought abt how big ℝ is for a sec n got scared

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What do you do when it feels like you're being shut out of a conversation? Are you actually being shut out or did people actually not hear you? Socializing is such a difficult strategy game that I have a lot of trouble playing.

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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets

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Thank you!!! everyone's gonna enjoy it :D

Trick or treat, beep! :3

Oh, hi there! Nice seeing you here. How's it going back at the-

[telepathy: "Max, the trick or treating."]

Oh, right! Uh... Take two pieces of candy! There's like, anything you can think of here. If not feel free to suggest some and I can run and get them.

And as for the personal thing... hm. If I remember correctly, you know that protogen G-UI, right? Let me consult Synthi on some stuff.

[he goes to texting Synthi, who is out trick or treating with Victor, on his phone]

Ah, I get it, probably. Here, for G-UI! And for you, potentially.

[he hands you three sticks of RAM]

(You have received: two pieces of candy (plus two each for anyone else you may want to give it to), 3 sticks of RAM!)

(Max, Cyrus)