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Shoutout to selfish characters shoutout to cowardly and pathetic characters shoutout to characters who aren't self sacrificing shoutout to characters who are too scared to help shoutout to dishonest but well meaning characters shoutout to imperfect characters who aren't cruel but not kind enough either

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it's my head canon that Aziraphale is actually a nightmare customer to have in a restaurant, and the whole Ritz staff let out an audible groan when his name 'suddenly' appears on the bookings list. Aziraphale is a creature of habit, you can't tell me that he doesn't throw a hissy fit when his favourite item isn't available, the special is sold-out, or they've updated their menu

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from twitter ig

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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LOOK HOW FAR MY BOY HAS COME

Early 2023 - late 2023 - 2024

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

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my camera roll is normal

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my friend told me to do it

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now i know why people overdose, living sucks ass

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JOHn Ward.. John ward save me...

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🐍❤️🧚🏻‍♂️

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save a horse ride a cowgirl

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday