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What if King actually as strong or even stronger than what people think he is, Basicaly he's as strong as Saitama. But in this Au, Saitama is just a regular dude, who work at supermarket(he still have hair). And king is still a scaredy cat who accidently/automaticly act thought infront of his fans, him and Saitama also a best bud, and Saitama know about king's secret.

King : "THAT MONSTER IS SO SCARY!! i almost died😰

Saitama : "You literally kill it in one punch, man"

King : "I know i'm so lucky!!😭

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King : i'm worthless

Saitama : King... you're not

King : you know the real me! How are you so sure?

Saitama : well, Organs are expensive, you can donate them to people in need, or sell them on the black market.

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Saitama : roses are red, violet are blue-

Tatsumaki : make another nonsense, i'll kill you!

Saitama : wait actually that work well

Tatsumaki : wha-???

[hatchiy]

Alan Becker and Murata already continue their episode/chapter and both got me like :

In a good way

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King : could you comfort me not to suicide?

Saitama : who know tomorrow you'll find the liminited edition lolicon figure you've been looking for years

King : great you just increasing my anxiety

Saitama: at least it help?

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Gale wind: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hell fire: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Sonic : I got distracted about halfway through.

Flashy : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Gale wind: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Hell fire: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Gale wind: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Sonic : edible

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Saitama : In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Genos : *turning to Sonic * How tall are you?

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Genos: You disgust me.

Sonic: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Flashy: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Sonic: Thank you

Flashy: I didn't say that was a good thing

Sonic: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Metal bat: Is something burning?

Garou: Just my love for you.

Garou: Garou, the toaster is on fire.

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Empty void : pathetic, i was expecting better from you

Sonic : was that my fault for what you expecting?

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Fubuki : would you go on a date with me

Saitama : no you're not my type and i'm not interested on dating

Fubuki : but if i was the last person on earth, would you date me?

Saitama : Sonic may call me a dumb ass usually, but you know what? if you were the last person on earth, i would't exist

Fubuki :

Fubuki : fuck...

Genos : Sonic call you what?

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King : Girls are hot

Flashy : Mens are hot

Fubuki : WHY IS EVERYONE HOT!?

Saitama : global warming

Genos : Sensei is hot...

[hatchiy]

I was bored and suddenly remember this post of your's so...

They're twins btw (and i have no idea what headcanon i should make for them)

Pairings are definitely not my field of arty-party but this idea was too cringy to resist

...THIS IS LITERALLY OPM VERSION OF SHADOWXSONIC HELP STH FANS ARE GONNA TO KILL ME

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Flashy : Roses are red violet are blue, life is short, and so are you

Sonic :

Sonic : (pulling out Voodoo) sigh at least i'm not denial and Mr.Delulu

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Saitama : ugh... It's so big, my ass hurt

King : am i tho?

Saitama : not you! My shit! I've been shitting for two hour straight

Genos :

Genos : (i'll get used to this)