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I know that lesbian is also a word that can refer to someone from the island of lesbos and when Herodotus says that a king “sent his lesbians” to do something he’s referring to soldiers from lesbos

but I can’t get the image out of my head of a king or general pointing at a city and yelling “go, my lesbians!” and then a bunch of gay women running in to burn it down

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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People do not like to talk about the lack of Black bloggers on tumblr. 😭

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pro censorship people are always like “actually I’m living proof that books can be really harmful to kids! when I was a child I read a book that upset me and of course I couldn’t talk to my parents about it because they would throw rocks at me whenever I confessed to reading anything but the Bible, so as you can see, that book was the source of my trauma and warped ideas about right and wrong”

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haaattee that ✨ is associated with ai. that’s my emoji, not urs. you’re NOT whimsy.

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how’s that house that raised you?

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

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I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

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new propaganda campaign just dropped

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6