Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Photo

*I’m not gay!
(they’re so gay.)
215 notes
·
View notes
Text
Undertale Starter Meme
“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
“Be good, alright?”
“Didn’t you read the sign?”
“Did you hear what they just said?”
“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
“Finally, someone gets it.”
“Forgive me for this.”
“Golly, you must be so confused.”
“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
“He flexed himself out of the room!”
“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
“I don’t like you the way you like me.”
“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
“I found a gun in a dumpster!”
“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“I’m not ready for this to end.”
“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
“I want you to be happy, too.”
“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
“Never interact with attractive people.”
“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
“So what if a few people have to die?”
“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
“They come. They leave. They die.”
“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
“Time for our union-regulated break!”
“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
“Were those two robots making out?”
“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
“What do you think of my secret style?”
“Where are the knives.”
“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Why would I ever be friends with you?”
“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
“Would you smooch a ghost?”
“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
“You can’t understand how this feels.”
“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
“You just wanted to see me suffer.”
“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
“You’ll never see ‘em again.”
“You’re filled with determination.”
“You really hate me that much?”
“You’re giving me a real workout.”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
BREAK MY MUSE
{BREAK MY MUSE AS CHARACTERS THEY KNOW. DESTROY THEM FROM FRIENDS LONG DEAD,THEIR ENEMY, WHOEVER WOULD HURT THE MOST. MAKE THEM FEEL BETRAYED,MAKE THEM RELIVE DOUBTS AND REGRETS}
982 notes
·
View notes
Text

(You know what. They’re more than okay with that idea.)
*FUCK
“Why just scream, and you can scream bad words?”
26 notes
·
View notes
Text
did i really hit 400 on here just because of the screamapocalypse lmao
#;ooc#;not okay to reblog#that's fucking hilarious#i'm more active on guardsruins than i am on here tho xD#i need to be more on here tho omf#this fandom loves it's memes though i love it so m UCH#tbd
6 notes
·
View notes
Text

*Welp, this was fun. I’m going to go erase this world now. Have fun screaming in the void, asshole.
hatedhumanity
“Hey Chara. I have something to tell you.”
Slowly gets really close to the human’s ear and-
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
#balefulblossom#crack#i'm laughing omf#can't escape the screaming from either of my blogs can't i xD#chara pls chill lmfao
12 notes
·
View notes
Text

*You’re all assholes.
“aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
20 notes
·
View notes
Text

*oH MY GOD SHUT UP OTHER ME CHRIST
“aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
Punk [dont pick on children rip]
*Well, someone’s a bit of a sore loser, huh?
1 note
·
View note
Photo
@milodal i have done what you requested and it’s such a knife sweater that i kinda want it for myself
661 notes
·
View notes
Text

resists the urge to make an uf! chara or tori f RICK
#;ooc#w AKE ME UP#idk how tori would be in that au tho would she just hate kids in general or bake them into pies or what#i'd probably drop her so fast tho omf#tbd
1 note
·
View note
Text

who do i have to pay to make a “coding container themes for dummies” book why is that not a thing yet
#;ooc#;not okay to reblog#i need a step by step manual pls and thank u#trying to theme for my tori blog and for the most part it's completed i just need to figure out some few more things before it's finished#but none of the tips i have are really helping me r ip#i'll figure it out one way or another ashdjg#tbd
0 notes
Photo
welp there you go! I reached 300 today and wowza I’m SO DAMN BAFFLED that have this DUMB GIVEAWAY
anyway, rules are simple, - mbf me, - only reblogs count, - this ends @ like 6.2.2016, - rp blogs only please
what you will eventually get are. FISTS PLACE: get’s a theme background for a character of their own choice, I WILL NOT CODE IT FOR YOU, A promo banner, and 50 icons PLUS the icon psd SECOND PLACES: 2 people will get theme backgrounds and an icon psd ( again NOT CODED ) THIRD PLACE: 3 people will get promo banners
theme examples HERE HERE HERE HERE
78 notes
·
View notes
Text
*I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN GAY BABY JAIL.

*UR NOT MY DAD U CAN’T DO SHIT GASTER
1 note
·
View note