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*The house seems to be pretty clean and dust free now, which HateMail's apperance deffinatly seems to show for. He sits on his kitchen countertop, wiping the sweat off his face with a dry towel. After sitting there for a while, he gets up and leaves, going to get ready and look his best to meet an old friend. Girlfriend.*

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unfinished buisness?

what was it?

*The smile immeditly drops off his face.* "Can't say, won't say. It was important, ill tell you that."

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Where are you right now?

"At my house. It's dusty, but ill get ta cleanin' it at some point."

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then y leave cherry

did u grow 2 hate him or somethng

"He knew i left. I had unfinished buisness to take care of, y'know? I mean, it ain't like i just left her without sayin' a thing."

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what variants of the neighbours do you know?

"Not much really. I know my barnaby, i know a julie...wonder if its still doin' its thing. Besides that, not much. Met this eddie, wonder how hes holdin' up after that pipe scare i gave 'im."

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Which Barns do you know?

"Well theres this real cute one. Not sure if ya heard of him, but her names Cherry. Yea, real cutie. Tastes good too, from the one bite i had." *He props his feet up on the table, leaning back on the couch* "We dated for a while, till i had to go. Hell, he was the sweetest fuckin' thing there was, no pun intended."

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you hear about another tech-like Multiversal Neighbor? this one is a Barnaby named Glitch.

"A barnaby eh? Now that varient i haven't heard of in a looooong while. They sound pretty cool i guess. Wonder if they know the one i know..."

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"What can i say? Im curious on meetin' tha other destructive mail sender. Wanna know what hes doin' with his craft and whatnot. Besides, i never seen an *eddie* doin' all this so, im even more curious."

*A small package is placed down on the ground. Inside said a letter and an empty pipebomb. The letter simple, saying to enjoy the scare and that they should totally meet, to compare methods.*

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AAAA -panics and jumps on Pom as it exploded-

What the hell?

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*He doesn't even flinch, tapping his cigarette to get the ashes off. He isn't even looking at the wally, or maybe he is? Its hard to tell with the goggles.* "The original. Or if you prefer, HateMail. Im assmuin' yer a wally?"

*A small package is placed down on the ground. Inside said a letter and an empty pipebomb. The letter simple, saying to enjoy the scare and that they should totally meet, to compare methods.*

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AAAA -panics and jumps on Pom as it exploded-

What the hell?

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*He snickers from a corner, lighting a cigarette.* "I guess he ain't one fer explosives."

*A small package is placed down on the ground. Inside said a letter and an empty pipebomb. The letter simple, saying to enjoy the scare and that they should totally meet, to compare methods.*

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AAAA -panics and jumps on Pom as it exploded-

What the hell?

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hiii Hatemail!

"I don't think we've ever meet, but howdy! Yer awfully friendly for a stranger."

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"Well, well, well. I haven't been 'ere in a good long while." *He hops off his motercycle, parking it in the garage. He hasn't been to his house in a while, mostly due to just traveling. He unlocks the door, taking a step inside, coughing due to all the dusk. He kicks the door shut then takes a seat onto the couch, reaching over to grab a dusty framed photograph.* "Well. I've got some work...and explainin' ta do dont i?"

(Asks are open fellas!)

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(i domt have a colored ref yet teehee)

HateMail!Sally

He/him lesbian, dating lovebug

Certified hatemail sender, mostly sends viruses through computers but occasionally does a "slightly" destructive prank through mail. Also works on various welding projects for fun.

Disappears for years at time, never stays still in one place at alll

Bit lovebug when they were younger and keeps small trinkets from her on him

Does drugs and crime! /j

Also southern??