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Oh ho, hy likes de stabbink. Don't mind if hy do!
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Fer de simple shape style ov hats, hy tink dis type ov bonnet iz verra goot. It gots ties, it covers de ears, hy likes de side silhouette. Hy dun like how it chust presses all de hair to de neck, but oh vell.

Knitted Tie Bonnet by Gunescrafts
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Hy feels like hy has fallen trough some veird dimension shparky project. Hats dat iz food? Ja, ja, sure, heppens all de time. Hats dat is vun part solid lookink object, odder part see-trough lines und no vhere dat somevun vould puts deir head? Hoooo hy gots qvestions bout dat.
But lets assume dat dey is in fact hats fer a moment und not projections ov mine shleep und cuddlink deprived mind. In vhich case, hy vould say dey is goot hats. Dey gots verra strong silhouettes vit intriguink colors dat vould make anyvun slow in deir valk to admire und ask who hyu goypts to fight fer a hat like dat! Vit how sharp de long vays curves down, is mebbe a problem fer seeink, but iffen hyus bored ocv de regular fightink mebbe dat is chust de ting hyu vants. Or chust vear it far beck on hyu head.
De vun vit de long curvy side goink op looks like a vimmin's sun bonnet from mebbe a century ago? Hy dun remember. Sure solves de seeink problem.
You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o


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Iz a leetle hard to see his hat, looks a bit like a thicker version ov mine hat. Like sometink fuzzy vit der sides folded op. Hy dunno but vit how round it looks, it makes fer a goot silhouette, hy tinks.
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Hy dun know iffen de whole ov de outfit really iz all black und vhite, but iffen it iz, hy likes de goot mix of texture de gots to make it interestink!gots de nice crisp hat for de flowy rumply shirt. Dey sourced de astetik dey vanted, goot fer dem.

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She looks like vun ov dose fashionable crime fightink ladies ov London. De hat seems a leetle big on her, but mebbe she find a better vun in her next fight.

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Ho! Hy likes de bold yellow! Vhat, hyu fight a giant fuzzy bee und turn it into a hat und coat? Vell, mebbe not, vit all de lack of black stripes dere iz. Et least dey vill be varm in de vinter.

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It only hurts mine eyes a leetle to look at. How iz et so flat? Does de lines of the texture follow de shape or iz dey chust confuzink mine eyes? Vhy for do de vings, dat dekorative tan piece der, curves around et, but only some? Iz a confuzink hat dat hy has qvestions on. Verra interestink.





Norman Durand Ladies Brown Metallic Hat Sz 22 Vintage ebay DM Fabulous Finds
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Oo, goink fer a tree-D look vit de pattern decoratink und de fonny circles on dere. Inventive (vell, at least hy hasn't see dis partikular ting yet). Hy likes it, iffen it iz kind ov funky shaped dere.




VIntage Schiaparelli Paris Floppy Hat Italy EBAY Smiles_Collectibles
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Hy likes de stripyness goink on, hy vonde rhow iz doink dat. Iz et like dose straw sun hats, vit cord all sewn togedder in a spiral? Hor iz et chustde pattern ov de fabric? Could have a nize trilobite at de front. Hor mebbe fillink in dose divots on de top.

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Hokay, hy gots to agree iz a leetle silly fer a hat. Hy has seen jägers vit deir hats havink all de badges und medals dey pilfered, und de few dey ektually earned, und iz alvays so loud, clinkink around, und dey falls off, make de hat heavy, und it chust looks silly. Hyu ken't even see der hat! Und den he gets attacked vhen he valks in a room because ve all shtarted a game ov who can take der most medals before dey iz all gone off his hat. Ah, goot times.
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Gottdem, vit how hot it iz outside right now vher ehy iz, hy vish hy had sometink like dis hat fer even a leetle shade. Plus it gots some nize lace on it!
Hyu know, hy tink hy undershtand now a leetle bette rvhy some ov mine brudders lieks de vide brimmed hats dat looks like iz prone to flyink off in de vind.
Hy iz meltink. Halp.

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Ooo, hy ken’t see dat brown vun too bell, but der orange iz verra strikink! Und gots some nice added leetle details vit der x und w. Nows de challenge ov findink der jäger dat soch a bright orange vould look goot on.

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Ah, de last dat hy have saved in mine drafts. Sometink simple, but hy likes how de green kz a leetle camouflagink vit de tree, dere. Iffen hyu iz a jäger dat prefers de goot sneakink und de fightink from a distance vhere hyu enemy ken't see hyu, dis vould be a goot color ov hat for hyu. Mebbe hyu add some feathers to look like a bird, ja?

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Hyu know, iz not de vorst creature hy has seen so.evun vear, or try to vear, as a hat. Ho boy, vun time, dere vas dis guy who vas makink giant spider bugs, de kinds dat iz fuzzy, cuase he tought dat de fuzz vould be goot fer hat makink und dey ended op eatink his head. So.... de poodle could be vorse.
Also hy tink ve ken appreciate de simply variety of hat vit dese train pipple. Goot fer dem. Mine favorite is de grey vun on dat chef lookink guy.

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Oo, hy likes how bright a red it is. A goot shtrong color. Plus vit vhat hy assume is a pitchfork or shovel, vould be a goot fight for it too.

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Vell, it looks varm. Oo, mebbe iffen she fought some giant rabbit, dat vould make goot sense fer a jäger hat. Hy tink hy vould mostly be amused iffen hy see anu ov mine brudders vearink dis. Iz chust, vit de bright yellow und be pom-poms und de leetle flower bow ting der, iz verra cutsy fer a jäger. But iffen it gpts a goot story fer et, vell, hy gots to admit iz a verra distinct shape. Izn't novun gonna mistake et as somevun else's hat.

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