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I decided I’m going to keep n.sfw stuff off of this blog, and instead move things like smut threads, saucy asks, or whatever onto a sideblog. 

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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Cyberpunk 2077 | Goro Takemura

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So, uh, females muses? Awesome & amazing right? 😊

Why do people treat them like pariahs then? It's just a little shitty watching a bunch of awesome female muses get overlooked ( I'm not throwing shit at people who write non - female muses ) and idk it's not right?

Please, please, please support the female muses in the RPC if you can and don't let it be performative because honestly it's just as bad as those who ignore in the first place.

TL;DR: treat lady muses with respect or die by my blade.

BONUS ROUND: POC WOMEN TOO BECAUSE THEY GET IT AS BAD IF NOT WORSE AND ITS EXTRA SHITTY.

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It might be a little too early for this ( or in this case quite late given the actual time ) but would anyone be interested in a dynamics / relations call?

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It might be a little too early for this ( or in this case quite late given the actual time ) but would anyone be interested in a dynamics / relations call?

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This is not official comic, just small fan project:)

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Cyberpunk 2077 (19/*)

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CYBERPUNK 2077 [2/∞] || Goro Takemura + ☕

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𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝙱𝙴𝙴𝙵𝙲𝙰𝙺𝙴.

𝚃𝙰𝙶𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈:  No one, I do this.  𝚃𝙰𝙶𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙶:  You. 

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I know my rules aren't up yet, so while I work on that plus all the other junk I'll just state some quick deets:

I am over the age of 18, and due to the graphic nature of this medium, would ask that you only follow if you are above the age of 18 as well. I have no qualms with minors, it's just that Cyberpunk deals with some content that isn't exactly friendly to youngins.

Be kind to your fellow writer, don't steal headcanons, ignore others based on the gender and / or colour of their skin, don't godmod / metagame, and all that other jazz.

That's just the basics at the moment but there will be a more detailed and in-depth rules to come.

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❝  𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢. [...] 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢. 𝙸 - 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚜.  ❞

Private & Selective Goro Takemura from Cyberpunk 2077 written by Sunny. 

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Cyberpunk 2077 27/∞

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I’LL DESIGNATE YOU ____ TO LOVERS.

𝙴𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜.

𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌. 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍: 𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜. 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎? 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚈𝙾𝚄? 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚜𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎? 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚎𝚝, 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎. 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜. 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗𝚎𝚍.

TAGGED BY: No one, I stole it. 

TAGGING: You. 

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Oni

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“ Finally a shower?” full image with Takemura’s booty on my twitter I’m afraid to post this on tumblr :”D

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“Sorry I couldn’t be of any help, don’t have any time to lose—”