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* And

* Someday

* …

* I Might Not Be Here When You Visit Again

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Doth thou selleth catboyse?

sorry rouxls no catboyse for you

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wyllstarion is still just so good. you'd think fighting the demon (thirty thousand plus word fanfiction that wants to kill me so bad) would make me want a break from their whole thing but i literally don't. bad liar and a good liar and they both aren't big fans of mirrors. miserable cunt + the only man who thinks he's charming. monster hunter + the monster he just won't hunt. paranoid obsessive cheryl blossom from hit show riverdale and like, if a sacrificial lamb with a hero complex was convinced it was a normal guy with no problems. worst son-in-law in the world and the guy who's really locked in to 1) being a good son and 2) marriage. it's kind of unmatched. and sometimes they're even divorced

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Never skip the flavour text in a Toby Fox game.

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Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

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fill him with liquid and throw him against the wall or whatever

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having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

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I saw that Truth Scrapper has already been added to a curator list, but it's as "Not Recommended..." I added this face I found online to show how I feel 🙁😞😟

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PLUEY BLAST

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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Bonnie edition

Siffrin Edition

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Driving in my car

Right after a beer

Hey that bump

Is shaped like a queer

DUI?

How about you die

I’ll go 100 miles

An hour

Little do you know

I’ve filled up on gas

Imma get

Your timeloop making ass

Pulverize this fuck

With my royal truck

It seems you’re out of luck

TRUCK!

Bonnie Edition

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spamtenna ratatouille & i’m always tickled when people draw them pre-big shot era

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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brief thought on tenna as armor / natural consequence

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last night i had a dream that deltarune chapter 5 leaked and it turned out gaster was pretending to be a tablesaw in kris' garage. so kris susie and him hung out and played basketball and that was the chapter