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my headcanon for gwaine finding out about merlin’s magic is that it happens at the same time as for the rest of the knights. like there’s some Catastrophic Event that forces merlin to reveal he has powers and all of the knights are there for it. gwaine included.

the thing about gwaine, however, is that he is the first to notice merlin’s eyes glowing and therefore has 0.1 seconds more than everyone else to process this information. and when he does process what this means and the danger merlin is now in, he doubles down. no ‘oh arthur but he meant no harm :((!!’ no. gwaine uses those extra 0.1 seconds to feel betrayal and outrage and re-direct all of it at arthur.

arthur is like ‘i don’t believe it’ and gwaine is like well tough😤😤 yeah my friend is a sorcerer and so WHAT. no, and so WHAT? is that a CRIME? (‘yes, it is, gwaine’ ‘mind your business leon’) stop staring at him like that. who CARES if he is a mastermind here to end your kingdom?? (‘i’m not’ ‘oh ok cool’) i have considered doing the same myself a few times?? you gonna burn me? stab me right here and now?? come at me, COME AT ME

arthur is not even looking at him, he is having the world’s most intense silent conversation with merlin. by the time arthur decides that okay, we need to have a talk, possibly one of the hardest talks of his life, gwaine has thrown a gauntlet at arthur 3 times (he keeps picking it up and throwing it again)

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I need an AU where the witchfinder accuses Morgana of being a sorceress and Arthur defends her. When Uther turns against her Arthur and Merlin prove that Aredian is a fraud but before that Uther yells at Arthur: "Magic is evil"

An Arthur yells back: "It's Morgana! She is good, she is kind even if she had magic she is still herself! "

Which made Morgana AND Merlin realize they could trust him

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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

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Treating myself with some soft Merthur :>

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[20k celebration gift] for @shut-up-merlin, and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY BÉ ILY!! ❤️ ↪ username inspired gifset

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"why would anyone wanna read fanfiction about anime men?"

GOD FORBID A GIRL HAVE A HOBBY

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i always had a theory that Uncle Iroh was lowkey a Zutara shipper but imagine if he sees them interacting before the rest of the Gaang arrives and tries to convince Katara to stay with Zuko “officially”

aka

sorry i think your AU is absolutely adorable and starting word vomiting lol

please ignore this if you find this annoying

No anon this isn't annoying at all!! Sorry for answering a bit late, I was away for a bit but please keep enabling my book 2 au brainrot akdjsksjdjo

Oh uncle Iroh is definitely a zutara shipper especially in this au!! I do think they find uncle Iroh first before the rest of the gaang. They would meet him on the ferry on the way to ba sing se and Katara stays with them til she hopefully finds her friends in ba sing se. And this is how we end up with zutara working in a tea shop together (another trope I love that I'm putting in this au!!) But yes, uncle Iroh definitely sees how they act around each other and teases them sometimes

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I am fully a gay Arthur believer bc that man showed absolutely no interest in women until it was relevant to the plot when he married gwen but before that the people who need him to fall in love with a women gave him love potions to make him? Like why would they do that if they knew that a stunning woman would do it? Especially when people hc Merlin as gay and Arthur as bi when Merlin shows more interest in women from the start?

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My ultimate sexual fantasy is to annoy a man so much that he falls in love with me

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I can't remember the fanfic heeeelp!!!

Omg I just saw a drawing of tiny Keith and suddenly remembered a fanfic I read AGES ago. Shiro kinda ran an orphanage, and Keith ended there by chance, and Lance was there and was assigned to like, welcome Keith, and they ended up being friends. Cannot remember if they grow up end together or not, but I do know it was a nice and happy ending.

So if anyone knows what's called or who wrote it, I will be forever thankful.

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Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….

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If being a "Marinette stan" means I can understand that Gabriel Agreste is the reason Marinette is lying to Adrien in the first place and that she would never have done that if Gabriel had not manipulated her and that Nathalie should be the one telling Adrien the truth and not the 15 year old child and that Marinette's lies are hurting Adrien and that is awful and a tragedy and OBVIOUSLY she shouldn't have lied but that Marinette is also a victim of Gabriel and that Marinette is doing everything she does out of her deep love for Adrien and not to intentionally hurt him and that Marinette is 15 and acting 15 and that sometimes main characters have to do bad things and make mistakes to have a story and that those mistakes don't make Marinette a bad person but a good person in a very very very bad position.........

Then I guess I'm a dirty filthy Marinette stan.

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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

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So my number one hope for an episode in the new series is an episode entirely focused on Linda’s day as she runs errands. She’s struggling to find an ingredient for dinner and keeps getting sent to more and more outlandish stores and sources. The only hint we get of what Phineas and Ferb are doing is Candace’s increasingly frantic phone calls. Occasionally we see an inator laser hit something at the edge of the screen or see Perry swoop by, always behind Linda’s back or just out of her view. The musical number is her changing the words to a radio song to be about errands. She arrives home, having given up on the ingredient, to a totally normal house, Candace looks crazy, and finds she had the ingredient in the fridge all along.

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Sooooo I'm rewatching Ouran Host Club...

And let's just say, I'm only on episode 1, minute 8:10, and I already had to pause it 5 times because of how much cringe and second hand embarrassment I was getting. I full on couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes straight.

Don't get me wrong, I love it, but I haven't seen it in so long that I completely forgot how... everything worked.

Still don't understand how 12 year old me could watch this, no problem at all...

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Arthur: I got invited to a celebration…

Merlin: So did I…

Arthur: Are you going? 👀

Merlin: I don't know, are you? 👀

Arthur: I'll only go if you go. 👀

Merlin: I'll only go if you go. 👀

Arthur: Then I'm going.

Merlin: Then I'm going too.