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poem to ya crush

dos hairs dat curl

dos leggs dat wok

christian i swær

ill kep ur pic

in my sok

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why tf are my sims acting like they don’t know each other they are roommates?

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omg i thought they were making a live action bee movie smh lucy hale looked like vanessa bloome

Watch new episodes of Life Sentence, Wednesdays at 9/8c on The CW!

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teacher: gives me a ‘c’ 

teacher: sorry but this essay sounds like you wrote it at 2 am

me:

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Today, during class, I received a letter from myself in seventh grade. Inside was this portrait I drew of myself. Next to it is a portrait of myself I actually drew earlier that day. I think it’s cool.

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I remember a few years ago I went to a funeral and there were people I’ve never met before and I guess there was this lady and I was being introduced to so I extended my hand to her so we could shake hands and I was just standing there in front of her with my hand out for like 2 minutes before this guy came out of no where and said “she’s blind, she can’t see you” AND AFTER THAT I COULD FEEL EVERY MUSCLE IN MY BODY CURL AND I JUST RAN TO THE BATHROOM THats the story of my whole entire life

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A wrinkle in time

amazon bring me….my child

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Why do I know what this means

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Portugese man of war

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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Who hurt you

My expectations

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SNOTGIRL

Issue 9: Out now

Issue 10: Late March/early April

Volume 2 / California Screaming (collects issues 6-10): Late May

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book probs

how do people keep their books so clean when they are done with it like honestly all of my books have like crusty edges and doggy ears and one of my books has like some sort of stain. idk i just bring my books everywhere and its crazy