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put victor frankenstein, henry jekyll and dorian gray in a room together, who comes out crying first

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“They could’ve avoided all this if they just fucked” well consider they’ve actually been fucking the whole time and they’re just like this.

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babies if they had tumblr

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grrrr my gums hurt so bad. cant wait for this stupid teething thing to be over so i'll never have to grow out teeth again

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do you think strawberry and that blueberry guy ever...nay i shant say

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@ elmo ELMOOOOOO

#hes so cute 😭😭 #elmo #ankle babbles

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finally getting the hang of walking 😁 will post video showing my progress once my fine motor skills have fully developed

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scranning

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Heinz apricot and peach muesli

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goo goo ga ga <- just a look into the machinations of my twisted mind

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I couldn't hurt you. It's so nice to talk with you, like we are almost related. The way you speak, your gestures, your mouth, everything. It's delightful to behave in that rather weak sort of way with you. Just think: me, your master, confessing to you, my pathetic little worm whom I could utterly crush if I chose to.

A Film from Each Year of My Life: Institute Benjamenta, or This Dream People Call Human Life (1995) dir. the Brothers Quay

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People I know irl:

So I hear you’re into movies! Recommend me one. I just watched the Shawshank Redemption on Netflix and enjoyed it.

Me looking at the borderline p*rnographic creepy sadomasochistic lesbian B-movie with a 4.1 IMDb rating open on my computer screen which I use to substitute actual human contact and intimacy:

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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TV Insider: This is a renaissance painting

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Dale Cooper + 👍

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the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there

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@petersthree being an enabler as always (tutorial, set)

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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@PSCENTRAL EVENT 26: MINIMALISM

Music in Film: Directors who did their own film scoring