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looks bad michael

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Before you dare argue with me, just know that I have knowledge about many things

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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

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oh no!!!

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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

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the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

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I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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I hate you.

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When someone uses “x3″ unironically

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manager my bualls hurt can i go home.

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I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod

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im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before