I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod
im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before
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