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Whatever. Go My Beatles

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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

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my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

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“Poor Boromir! I could not see what happened to him. It was a trial for such a man: a warrior, and a lord of men. Galadriel told me that he was in peril. But he escaped in the end. I am glad. It was not in vain that the young hobbits came with us, if only for Boromir’s sake.”

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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in many cases, you can go to museum and see art there ☝️ often it feels good to do this

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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It’s always a fucking trip to see a sturgeon next to someone, because on their own they just look like fish, but when there’s a guy there you see how fucking big they are

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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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The scuff-marks on this boat looks like a painting.

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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

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Damn bro....