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[hausofvana]

That’s not a bad idea if you don’t have classes. Any particular reason why things suck right now?

I guess tonight’s a popular night to get fucked up. I’m so fucking glad I don’t have an early class tomorrow, ‘cause I don’t plan on stoppin’ any time soon. 

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Considering the raging stupidity of humans thinking going around dressed as clowns is okay, I would say take no risks and run at all costs if you feel you saw one. As for your question, I have no clue why. It’s weird, creepy, immature and tacky.

I’m either really really sleep deprived or completely paranoid because I swore I saw a clown on the way back from the cafe I usually go to. I never ran so fast in my life. Lord help my scared ass and please explain why 2016 has to be the year of the clown epidemic.

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I’m pretty certain you could go naked and no one would blink an eye.

Don’t cut your hair. You look sexy with it. And I don’t know what I’m going as because who even knows if I’ll do anything for Halloween.

So Halloween is coming up and with my hair I either need to be a white Jesus, or a hippie of some sort. Maybe Odysseus? But that’s a little hard to pull off.

I think it might be time for a haircut, or maybe people can just give me better suggestions as to what to be for Halloween. Speaking of– what’s everyone else’s ideas for costumes?

[hausofvana]

Are you like a underground bakery shop we should know about?

I know I should be studying and doing about ten other things but I can’t stop baking so if anyone would like a slice of pie or cake, or some cookies and maybe even some cupcakes then I’m def the girl you should come see.

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@notdavid: idk why but i work my schedule around harry potter weekends???

@notdavid: like im supposed to be getting ready for a night out and i'm sitting here watching fuckin harry potter

@notdavid: why am i like this??? send help

@hausofvana: @notdavid: hey, you get your enjoyment from where you can get it. if it's potter weekends, go for it.

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@bbbbennie: fyi ive got a squirrel army going on rn

@bbbbennie: i had like three sit next to me today at the park so im pretty sure we're starting a revolution.

@hausofvana: @bbbbennie: that sounds pretty fun. you can even hold meetings in our room. i'll bring treats for them.

[hausofvana]

Those are snacks. I’m talking about food. You’re welcome.

I mean at this point I think the world knows how much I love my Cheetos in puff form, but it’s really any puffed cheese snack and even though I have pretty high standards from time to time the puffed cheese snack has let me down. But thanks for being so uptight about your food choices.

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I didn’t mean it quite literally. The justice system has way more problems than shitty crust.

I mean… I don’t know that I would sue them for having shitty crust. I just won’t order from them again.

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Of course. Give the time and name the place and I’m there.

Hmm, okay. How about we both meet up for some coffee and basic bitchin’?

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@ameliagrace: @hausofvana habanero is usually not spicy! i loveeee spicy foods. this was just wings from hell.

@hausofvana: @ameliagrace: i mean, at one point, it was the hottest chili in the world.

@hausofvana: @ameliagrace: so nah. something say habanero in it, esp wings, i'm going to assume it's hot.

[hausofvana]

@ameliagrace: so i thought it would be a good idea to get wings tonight 'cause i mean, WINGGGSSSS

@ameliagrace: ANYWAY, i got mango habanero because that sounds safe (and sweet??? bc, idk, MANGOES??????) and not like it's GOING TO BURN MY DAMN MOUTH OFF

@ameliagrace: i'm traumatized. everything hurts. i can't stop crying. please send help and milk.

@hausofvana: @ameliagrace: did you just willingly skip over habanero in that or nah? cause no amount of sweetness is drowning that hotness out!

[hausofvana]

I don’t know. I kind of like the lame life. Lame life means I stay in my lane and don’t be in any crazy shit that goes on around here, too. Your wonderful saltmate is always down for some bitching though because life is wonderful when you have that one person that you love being salty with.

Babe, that ‘kinda life is lame. I’ve been invited to a party tonight, so you should definitely be my BFF plus one and tag along. I’ve got some mega bitching I need to do about a certain somebody and who better than my wonderful saltmate?

[hausofvana]

As someone who loves food, do you honestly think my standards are anything below good?

I hope that the food was at least decent.

[hausofvana]

It was actually pizza and mines certainly did not have crust that tasted like paper. You probably should have sued the hell out of them for that.

Where have you ordered food from? I need some suggestions. I got pizza last week and my entire crust tasted like paper. 

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The most productive thing I’ve done all day is order food. I feel like such a failure because of this. I should be writing this paper that’s due in two days but it’s exhausting and boring. Incredibly boring.

[hausofvana]

Never doubt humanity’s ability to make an animal endangered.

The bees are officially endangered in the US. What the hell? I can’t believe we have permanently fucked up humanity.

[hausofvana]

I thought the moral of the story was to not call you squirt.

Please let it be known that I, Alexa Conrad, do not like to be called ‘squirt’. Yes I am tiny, but that doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. I work out, I take a Pilates class. I especially don’t like to be called a nickname if you don’t know me. Nicknames are special privileges. Having one class together last semester does not give you the go-ahead to call me ‘squirt’. Anyway, I think the moral of the story should be that, home girl can kick a few asses if need be.