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[ Chitinous talons rend your flesh from bone. ] haiiiii can you buy me dippin dots ^_^ it’s the iceecram of the futureeee ^_^

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songin' with the kids

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I know we saw a little glimpse of Morri and Betty meeting 1000+ years into the future, but what would a meeting between them look like when Morri was a little bit younger? I know it's not canon, but I love the idea of Morri popping by on weekends and holidays to visit their deity mom :)

somethin like this! morri recognizes her immediately.

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therapist: toriel fight mock-up design isn't real, she can't hurt you

toriel fight mockup design:

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I took her to my penthouse then I scrumped it

(I scrumped it)

(You screemped it)

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not a big fan of AI but this is a top 10 video of all time for me

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Posting all of the pills that make you green comics here now, enjoy? I guess?

regret rates

proof

talking points

you problem

owned

modern invention

unethical experiments

typology

think of the children

side effects

facts

making sense

rushing

drawings

research

this rocks

valid

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If you see this post you have to jump into the air 50 times !

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@aria-greenhoodie

This is cannon trust

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@aria-greenhoodie Also tangentially relevant post sort of :3

They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

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SO FUCKING TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 NOW I CAN FINALLY TERRORIZE PEOPLE IN THE DARK TUNNELS😍😍😍😍😍😍 WE NEED THIS SO BAD RIGHT NOW PLEASE ITS IMPORTANT LET US IN🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

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I feel like people these days don't really have a handle on how crazy the Satanic Panic was. A lot of cops wholeheartedly believed they were gonna have to arrest evil wizards.

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Imagine a very pregnant simon handling a bunch of kids: a teen morri, preteen ophelia idk the rest of the others as infants and toddlers. Simon b dead as fuck bro and GOLBetty wouldn't yet pay child support lmao

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

again with artistic liberties, were only up to Rebecca/Relle, GOLBetty has mercy on her man and gives him breathing room between his very slow aging kiddos.

also she would pay.. weird child support! often dropping off gifts of varying usefulness and visiting simon in his dreams.

simon loves his godwifes presents btw he finds the strangeness of it endearing

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Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to like you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'toys' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the joy I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Giggles. Playing.

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I'm trying to read blood meridian since you recommended it and it's highly regarded, but damn, it's hard to stomach all the racism in this thing

It is a book about why the colonization of the Americas was indefensibly evil. Some of the characters are gonna be racist.

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She’s kinda freaky looking but in a charming way so I’m still posting this even though I kindof hate it ^_^