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haveapizzaparty
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haveapizzaparty · 12 hours ago
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I keep thinking of Susie as a shonen protagonist, which is funny because the closest things she has to a serious rival character are a fearsome knight who's more of a superior than an equal and her stoic, mysterious best friend who's being set up for a heartbreaking betrayal but is also a moss-eating creature.
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haveapizzaparty · 3 days ago
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Yor is going to begin her conversation with Loid by referring to a hypothetical friend who's hiding a massive, earth-shattering secret from their spouse and it's going to make Loid's mental landscape look like this
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haveapizzaparty · 3 days ago
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Manifesting Loid getting his ass kicked over a soccer game and that's why he's being hidden from view until the next chapter releases
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haveapizzaparty · 3 days ago
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I was coming into this latest chapter ready for more assassin shenanigans and then Endo hits us with this fucking cliffhanger
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haveapizzaparty · 4 days ago
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That fuckass gif of Asgore running Dess over is gonna get referenced in Deltarune Chapter 5, I can feel it. There's gonna be a wrench Darkner in the flower shop Dark World and you'll ask them if Kris's dad ran anybody over, which they'll deny in the most cagey, suspicious way possible.
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haveapizzaparty · 4 days ago
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they did WHAT to tenna's head (deltarune animation)
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haveapizzaparty · 6 days ago
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haveapizzaparty · 8 days ago
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Yuji (Jujutsu Kaisen) and Kris (Deltarune) both wearing shirts that say "I Was Possessed And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"
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They’re foodies
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haveapizzaparty · 9 days ago
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New crack theory. Susie will not be the Megalovania boss on the Weird Route, she will instead be that route's equivalent of Undyne the Undying.
That's not the cracky part of this. The real cracky part is that Lancer will be the Megalovania boss. Disbelief Lancer real
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haveapizzaparty · 10 days ago
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Yeah so Deltarune was peak.
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haveapizzaparty · 11 days ago
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Considering how well he gets on with Undyne and Susie, Gerson probably got along great with Dess when she was still around. I don't know if this makes all those memes of him cooking the Knight funnier, sadder, or both.
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haveapizzaparty · 11 days ago
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My opinion of Susie shipping-wise is that she should have a harem that she's completely oblivious to. Chilling in the Dark World, sitting on a couch with Noelle and Kris in each arm and Ralsei hugging her around the neck and thinking "Haha, having friends is awesome!"
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haveapizzaparty · 11 days ago
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Three of my friends and I went and took some money to buy a kilo of flour, which costs $85, and we were on the way.
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haveapizzaparty · 11 days ago
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‼️ PALESTINIANS IN GAZA ARE IN NEED OF ESIMS ‼️
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PLEASE BOOST ANY CALL FOR ESIMS YOU SEE. WE CANNOT ALLOW GAZANS TO BE CUT OFF COMPLETELY FROM THE WORLD.
Please do what you are able to help.
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haveapizzaparty · 12 days ago
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i should also play mario 64 when i can
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haveapizzaparty · 12 days ago
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【TV TIME】
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haveapizzaparty · 13 days ago
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Fun fact, I was so excited to name Kris FUC during Chapter 3 that I didn't notice the censor and accidentally named myself FUD, so I had to go through the chapter named after that bald guy who gets wedgies from Bugs Bunny.
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