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The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy • reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him • dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor • had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house • accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower: • sex

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petition for adam driver to play a young severus snape in a harry potter spinoff movie about the marauder’s era

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If you don’t understand why people get so upset over celebrity deaths, here’s the answer.

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Flowers at platform 9¾ for Alan Rickman. 

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I just stumbled into my parents' house drunk as a skunk and there seems to be a Doctor Who marathon on BBC. I don't care if the first part is pathetic, I've got Ten in my life right now.

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god even now your attempts to talk about genital and bodily functions in a gender neutral way are still fucking awful and shitty

you make posts like “people with vaginas” and then go on to say things that not all people with the same genitalia have because not all people with vaginas:

menstruate

can have children

experience childbirth

have uteruses

were assigned female at birth

like if you’re talking specifically about menstruation then say “people who menstruate” if you’re talking about people who can give birth, then say that! don’t say “people who have vaginas”

the same goes with “people with penises” like aside from the transmisogynist implications of that statement, there are plenty of people with penises who:

can’t ejaculate

can’t produce sperm

were not assigned male at birth

like yall have got to stop with this stuff because you’re erasing trans people. you’re erasing intersex people. hell, you’re even erasing cis people whose genitals and reproductive organs don’t function the way they’re supposed to

just

please think about this

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Chlorite in quartz.       Ganesh Himal   Nepal

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rhodochrosite rosettes on quartz

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Meghan Howland

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Footie 'jamas from Mama are the best🐵🐒