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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything
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Dude next to me smells like the tooth they just pulled out of my skull two hours ago.
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I USED TO HAVE HOOP DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO SCOREEE 😈
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room
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The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".
Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"
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