Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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firing this cunt out of a sling hard enough to dent a knights steel helmet
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All of life’s secrets held in yo hand
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Cunty little thing isnt it
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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My new game called "Jamiroquai's Trap"
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I’m obsessed with this man
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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon
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“Senshi what do I do?”
“Get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”
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