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ethanbitty·:

“I know they have brains, that’s for sure, I mean they’re on the smaller size but I feel like that’s obvious since they’re so tiny you know? So technically the heart and the brain are still in the same spot but wait hang on- it doesn’t mean they’re the same organ. SO the phrase must still able to apply to them!” He exclaimed far too excitedly than he probably should have. “Now, I just hope they know what love is. And they find it.”

“Okay, if you know this much about shrimps, don’t you know their mating techniques? Like do they fuck and move on or do they mate for life?”

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prestcnbvrke·:

“Mmm…ya should try cardio or pilates. Maybe some light weight lifting if ya wanna tone up a bit. Swimming can be fun too.”

“I’m pretty sure that running is the definition of cardio, so I’m going to pass on that.” Laughing, Hayley shook her head. “I mean, I could probably do with some weight training. I just never know where to start with that.”

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prestcnbvrke·:

“Mmmm….I mean, I’m not really sure! But I can give ya some workout suggestions. What are ya currently doing? That way, I don’t give ya ideas that ya may already be doing.” He said as he sat his guitar aside before laying back on his blanket.

Pushing herself up onto her elbows, Hayley looked over at Preston. “Running. All I am currently doing is running. So anything and everything is welcome at this point.”

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ethanbitty·:

@vestalanding·

“If a shrimp’s heart is in it’s head then doesn’t that whole think with your head not your heart thing not work for them? Or is it think with you heart and not your head? Either way I don’t see how it can apply to them. On the other hand maybe they don’t need the phrase because it mostly applies to love right? Can shrimp fall in love?”

Hayley stared at Ethan for a moment and tried to figure out if he was giving her a riddle or not. “You’re supposed to think with your head not your heart, but they’re referring to your brain, not the appendage.” Pausing, she thought for a second. “Do shrimps have brains? I mean, I feel like without the brain part they lose the feelings and emotions that cause love.”

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e-bitfield·:

“Someone told me that their guilty pleasure was watching ‘The Masked Singer’ but there’s nothing to feel guilty about if you watch that masterpiece.”

“I mean... I get both sides of the coin. Because, personally I raise an eyebrow at anyone that puts it as a favorite show. It’s literally a bunch of has beens trying to revive their careers.”

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siennalevesques·:

Sienna was leaning against the counter, papers spread across its whole surface in front of her as she scoured their pages. She was so focused on what she was reading that she forgot about her bandaged hand, going to lean on it before she gasped at the pain as soon as she put pressure on the injury. “Son of a-” She glanced up, smiling sheepishly when she noticed that she had drawn someone’s attention, “Sorry, just got super lost in what I was reading for a sec. Did you need anything?”

@vestalanding·

“Is it too cliche for me to just order a coffee at a diner? Because I really am just craving coffee. And pie, if you have any.” Looking down at Sienna’s hand, Hayley furrowed her brow. “But before you do anything, are you okay?”

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leejsung·:

“ Is it time for the ever impending ‘what to dress up as Halloween’ talk now? I recognize not everyone participates in the holiday though, but if you’ve got a suggestion I’m willing to hear it. Might give the best suggestion like twenty bucks for it. ” 

@vestalanding·

Shaking her head, Hayley put up her hands in a stop motion. “Not yet. I do not have these conversations until October. Keep the holidays in their lanes and in their months. This is how Target ends up with Christmas trees in July.”

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luciadelcastillo·:

“for my newest role - i’m a girl who works a bakery shop- so i decided to really give method acting a try, and I baked some shortbread cookies- just like my mamá used to make. -will you pretty please do me the honours and try one? I need to know if they’re good or not- and I feel like i’ll be a little bit biased.” ( @vestalanding· 

“No offense, and I really mean that - not like that whole I’m going to say no offense and then totally offend you kind of thing, but I don’t really take baked goods from strangers? I mean there are a whole lot of Dateline episodes about how this could go wrong.”

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theoxhornburg·:

“riddle me this- is it a total bitch move of me to deny couples dressed up as - say pepper and salt, candy? i dunno maybe it’s because i’m single and petty but couple costumes that generic don’t deserve to be rewarded, right?” ( @vestalanding·

“I have more questions about why you are giving adult trick or treaters candy?”

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kaisunwoo·:

“I just witnessed the cutest thing ever! This little kid got all excited, proclaiming to the world that he’d just caught his first ever pokemon on some gaming device - I think it’s called the Switch? I don’t know, I’ve always been so out of touch with that stuff, unfortunately.”

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“Was it like the Nitendo Switch? Or was it his iPhone? Because I think kids are still catching them via Pokemon Go these days.”

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mitchellmurph·:

“Running is probably the worst form of exercise out there,” Mitchell remarked. “Surfing is way more fun. Or hiking. Or wakeboarding,” he smiled at the thought of it. “But I give you major props for running. You should reward yourself with a cheeseburger or something.”

“Yeah, but one can’t really surf in Vesta. I mean, the waves coming into the lake shore aren’t quite rolling enough in my opinion.” Nodding, even though she didn’t lift her head off the ground. “A cheeseburger sounds amazing. Maybe in like 20 minutes when I get the use of my legs back.”

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Flopping onto the grass, Hayley kicked her legs out in front of her and spoke dramatically to anyone that was passing by the park. “Why the hell do people run above sea level? Like this is some version of medieval torture right? I need for someone to explain this logic to me. And while you’re at it, let me know a better way of working out.”

@vestalanding​

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quinnokubo·:

“You could share it to spread the laughter but, thankfully, that last stream has pulled in like…50k viewers? It’s fucking insane. Actually, that might be my most viewed stream as of right now but I imagine the more I embarrass myself with them, that’ll change.” When the other mentioned being more of a Backstreet Boys fan, Quinn smiled a little “does that mean you can do choreo to any of their songs?”

“Oh my gosh, that’s amazing. Next time you’re about to go live, let me know and I’ll tweet out your link. I mean, sure, its great to get views but I think followers for good content is more worth while. Plus, women love following women.” Laughing slightly Hayley nodded. “Oh yeah, Backstreet’s back. Though, if we want to get technical, when it comes to dancing, I learned all of the choreography for the Spice Girls. You’re looking at a proud Ginger Spice.”

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autumnhornburg·:

“I can’t continue to be the better person, Hayley. I’ve already decided, I don’t care if your eighty or if your five, if you’re in my way you’re getting knocked over.”

“May I ask where you were trying to get to in such a hurry that you needed to take grandma out?”

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hunt-huffred·:

Hayley never put her cell phone down. So, this reaction, was scary to behold. He was even more surprised when her voice came out pretty even, even though he could feel energy radiating off of her. “You’re the first person I wanted to tell. Mom and dad don’t know yet,” he admitted with a shrug. “Lysa is due April 1st. And, no, I’m not joking. That’s the actual due date. We went to the doctor yesterday.”

“See if she can schedule it for another day. You do not want a kid born on April Fools. The jokes that they will have to deal with. It’s just not worth it. I mean, with modern medicine she can literally do it like the week before and nothing will change.” Hayley paused and flagged down the waitress and order a full bottle of champagne. She needed the mimosas and she needed them now. “So when are you telling the parentals? Because I need to be out of the country when that happens.”

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marbowderxx​:

Sure…. But I don’t need payment, that would be weird also I never understood ghosting…

“Okay, I have so many questions... like how do you not understand ghosting?”

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giovannimorale-s·:

     “Jackass can’t take a hint?” He questioned as he threw an arm over her shoulders casually. “I’ll do it for free, what’s on the agenda for the night girlfriend?”

“No... not at all. And he doesn’t even have my number. I had to unmatch with him and then he followed me on every form of social media. Its a little unnerving to be honest.” Leaning into him, Hayley looked over her shoulder to check on the Tinder date and saw him heading their way. “Um, whatever you want? I’m feeling Thai though if you’re up for it.”