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[hayleyjfc]

Favorite what though? Pizza topping, fish, cartwheeling crazy person? It could be anything.

You’re my favorite.

[hayleyjfc]

I have no idea what you are talking about, good sir. 

Except this time I took you with me.

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You are good at that. I know from experience.

And that was a prime example of how to fall off the face of the Earth, presented by Chad Gilbert. Taking a bow now.

[hayleyjfc]

Strongly considering. What do I get if I come out, oh dork of mine?

Only for you will I dance like that. Are you considering it?

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I'm peeking but I'm not coming out. Try adding an Elvis type dance into that and I might consider it.

Wise men say, only fools rush in… but I can’t help falling in love with you… shall I stay, would it be a sin, if I can’t help falling in love with you… like a river flows, surely to the sea, darling so it goes, some things are meant to be…

Did it work?

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Look here Prince Charming, I'm not that easy. That came out wrong. You're gonna have to sing Elvis or something to lure me out. 

Then I’ll sit outside your hiding places and sing Disney songs to you until you come back out so I can keep you safe.

[hayleyjfc]

That is when you rely on the kindness of strangers canned pumpkin. Now I'm craving pumpkin pie and I might cry because of it.

So do I! Yeah, but the pumpkins aren’t..fully pumpkin yet.

[hayleyjfc]

Like a bear? Rawr. I don't think you can because I am quick. And tiny and you are too huge to fit in my hiding places. 

I’m like a bear. I store it all up. Let’s me sleep more. Make you? I think I can do that.

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Pumpkin! I need a dozen of those stat. It's never too early for pumpkin pie. Or pumpkin anything really.

Cherry. Or apple. Or pumpkin! I can’t wait to make pumpkin pie soon.

[hayleyjfc]

A girl needs food to live. Apparently boys do not. Make me. 

I only had to cuddle with the pillow because you moved. Get back over here.

[hayleyjfc]

Yes ma'am it does. I am not down with mincemeat or rhubarb pies. Gimme all the coconut cream and peach pie.

The most important question is does it matter?

[hayleyjfc]

I prefer feisty. Spitfire. Words that are longer than I am tall. Do you see me waving at you from across the room?

And you’re good at it. Spunky. Hi.

[hayleyjfc]

Punk rocker. It's my job you know.

You’re a little punk, miss.

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All you do is sleep. That pillow you've been cuddling is getting a workout. I know this because I've been sitting on the other side of the room watching. 

I keep getting some amazing sleep, lately. I think it has something to do with cuddles.

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The important question is what kind of pie?

I should eat more of it.

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You are the smartest person alive. Yes, yes it is.

Pie is the answer to everything.

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Is that polygamy at it's finest? Or something like that.

I’m married to every bed I’ve ever slept in, to be honest. Which is a lot.