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i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

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A living legend.

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what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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Models by Terry Richardson

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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I HATE HORMONES 

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She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

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sorry jesse

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I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about