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teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker
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your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child
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i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw
so hes alright for now
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Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
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person: god dang it
god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED
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