as a bisexual, i can only like two things ever. i have chosen motorcycles and dogs. 20s/bi/white icon
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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Posy back on it was about something totally different :/
In the work chat being straight up ignored ✌ post cancelled he finally got back to me
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In the work chat being straight up ignored ✌ post cancelled he finally got back to me
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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush
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My absolute favorite love triangles are the ones that, yes, should have been a threesome BUT never could because of interpersonal conflict and bad timing
#reading the stolen throne and yes obviously rowan maric and loghain all should have hooked up BUT#its so sexy that the timing of thier feelings for each toher never matched up properly....#loghain and rowan hooked up when maric was in love with someone else and maric and rowan got together when he was disillusioned with loghain#and now theyre going to.get married so loghain cant be with either of them it ROCKS#if nothing else david gaider DOES get interpersonal drama
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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.
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IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. Ol Parker
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i haven't been playing tumblr as much because i've been outside inhaling pollen
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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades
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the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans
#no like actually.#i was feeling exhausted the other day and was like im going to just make nachos for dinner#and then proceeded to make homemade tomatillo salsa to go with them
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Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh
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This bass line will keep me from being institutionalized
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Attraction is so inexplicable was overcome with the most powerful wave of lust for the most mid looking guy at this rave i thought I'd go hogwild and chew off him little mustache like a chimpanzee in front of God and ganja white night
#anyway. i was sober. i remember nothing about him but he had long hair and unimpressive facial hair and i wanted him with an#urgency and immediacy that is reserved for erotica and love poems#finally home. bed time
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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt
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