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I love Baxter 😭 so cute!!

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need a pair of big hands roughly groping and feeling me up while i squirm and whine

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– 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗣 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 !   ( an assortment of dialogue prompts for most dynamics in a morning after setting. ) 

𝗮𝘄𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 / 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲

"So... about last night."

"Do you remember anything, or should I start from the top?"

"We said it wouldn’t mean anything. Did that change?"

"You can sneak out, or we can talk like adults."

“Did we make a mistake?”

 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 / 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲

"I could get used to waking up next to you."

"You drooled on my arm, just FYI."

"I made coffee. Thought you’d want to talk before the world comes back in."

"Let’s stay like this a little longer."

"Your hair’s a mess. It’s cute."

 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 / 𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱

"Okay, whose sock is this?"

"I thought that was a dream. It wasn’t, was it?"

"Is this the part where I apologize or make breakfast?"

"I swear I’ve never done that before."

"Please tell me I didn’t cry over pizza last night."

 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹 / 𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹

"We shouldn't have done that."

"I still love them. I'm sorry."

"I wish it could be more than just this."

"You deserve better than a night I can't remember."

"I don’t know what happens next."

 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘆 / 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹

"Mmmph... Five more minutes."

"You’re hogging the blanket again."

"Coffee or cuddles first?"

"Your alarm’s been going off for ten minutes."

"Don’t talk yet. Just exist."

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wanna tease him in public just so he ruins me when we get back home

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"What if I said, you look like my next mistake?"

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"Come pick me up? I texted the area. I just walked into this guys bedroom and there's a bunch of bodies and I mean bodies on his floor. I checked. I just climbed out the bathroom window and ditched my clothes so, bring me something to wear?"

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Nemo and I have been yapping about pirate Niss and Pierre on Discord and now they have a whole thing going on

I had to do some doodles of them because they're so funny

We gave Niss gills from his mermaid mom

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"Come pick me up? I texted the area. I just walked into this guys bedroom and there's a bunch of bodies and I mean bodies on his floor. I checked. I just climbed out the bathroom window and ditched my clothes so, bring me something to wear?"

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Send my muse “What would you do if...” scenarios.

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"Wow, he can laugh! I thought you were incapable."

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Send ❤️ if you want to ship but are too shy to ask

Can be sent on anon or not

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A note about shipping with me

I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp'ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own seperate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

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//Pierre dragging his partners to sex dungeons and orgy parties not to pressure them into things they aren't into but to see what their limits are

Especially if his partner likes to bottom and he hates being the top or with his attraction to the tallest men possible he physically just can't lol he wants them to get what they need as much as he gets what he needs

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reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

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send TXT plus one of the following emojisfor my muse to send a text message to yours!

🌞 for a morning text

🌜 for a late night text 

💟 for a loving text

🍹 for a drunk text

💢 for an angry text 

🤭 for an awkward text 

🌀 for a wrong number text 

👼 for an apology text

🌧️ for an emotional text  

👻 for a scared text

🤡 for a silly text

🤔 for a nonsensical text 

👀 for a nsfw text 

❓ for me to chose randomly

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What Allegations Is My Muse Not Beating?