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Getting one last post in before 2024 to say that Apollo has a signature dessert he taught himself to make, which is the most incredible melopita (honey pie) known to man. He makes it for every special occasion and refuses to give the recipe out no matter what he’s bribed with.

His mom is the same way. She’s makes an otherworldly galaktoboureko (phyllo and custard dessert) and Apollo and Artemis have been begging her to teach them how to make it for centuries. She’s told them the same thing since they were young, “if I teach you to make it, you’ll eat it alone and you wont like it. My recipes are for family, they only taste good because we eat them together.” The first time Artemis asked Apollo for his melopita recipe, he smirked and told her the exact same thing.

Now Artemis makes incredible pasteli (honey sesame bars) and the three of them hoard their recipes like territorial dragons. It’s like Mr. Krabs’ secret formula, they all try to sneak and find out the others recipes, but it never works. Still, when celebrations come around, every nature spirit in the Cyclades knows you stop by Delos to have your life changed by the hosting family’s desserts.

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Trials of apollo au where lester has a stylophone instead of an ukulele

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Dreamcore au lore

Adam did really stupid thing :3

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Trials of Apollo, Books 1-5

Apollo/Lester: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys Meg: Manslaughter it is then

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made a bunch of these

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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As someone who is studying history with a big interest in 1940-1980, it is insane to see the crack down on the college protests. History does nothing but repeat itself. It happened with protests against segregation, against the Vietnam War, against the Iraq war… and how we view it looking back is always the same. People always ask why studying history is important. This is exactly why.

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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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The Rafah invasion would be so catastrophic that even Biden momentarily called it a red line, though of course he walked it back.

It's hard to say something could be worse than what's already happened, nothing I could say wouldn't already apply, but this would massively increase the scale of this ongoing atrocity. Any pressure that can be brought to bear to stop it must be applied.

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I was punched and pepper sprayed by cops that my university administration set on student protesters yesterday. Including once where a cop ripped my mask off my face, grabbed my jaw, and sprayed pepper sprayed straight into my mouth. The university sent out an alert in the middle of our protest canceling classes for the rest of the day, only citing “adverse conditions”. After protesters dispersed under threat of even more violence and three buses of riot police from all over the state with rubber bullets and bully sticks parked in front of one our school’s famous landmarks. I staggered over to a couple of friends who were watching on the sidelines. They gave me water and an apple and held a bag of ice on my very pepper spray irritated face. As they were walking me back to my dorm we ran into one of their roommates. She had taken cancelled classes as an opportunity to get crumbl cookie with her friends. Standing in front of her, happy in a floral blouse with her box of cookies, in my pepper spray and water soaked tshirt, keffiyeh sadly hanging off my shoulder, holding an ice pack to my mouth, felt like a slap in the face.

After putting my pepper spray soaked clothes, shoes, and keffiyeh in a plastic bag and taking an extraordinarily painful shower, a friend and I went for dinner just off campus. There we had a pot of green tea and ramen to soothe pepper sprayed throats. We got ice cream after (shared a cup with chocolate and raspberry pomegranate with strawberry pieces on top, it was very good). From our spot outside the ice cream place we watched a steady stream of groups of sorority girls in matching jeans shorts and blue bikini tops walking back to their apartments after some apparently raucous parties. The cognitive dissonance was insane. I really felt a little like I was going crazy.

Even this morning, waking up to the smeared sharpie of the National Lawyer’s Guild’s phone number on my arm, a black and blue chest from where a grown man straight up clocked me while I was held up by two other protesters in a wall, and a still sore throat and eyes from the pepper spray, life goes on like normal. I still have final papers to write and a math exam to review for.

I’m not sure I really have a point. But, this feeling only makes me want to fight harder for a free Palestine. So, fuck Israel for being an apartheid state and all of their crimes over the last 76 years. Fuck university administration for not disclosing their level of investment in Israel. Fuck university administration for not divesting from this genocide. Fuck Joe Biden for actively supporting this genocide. And fuck the police.

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this is for sure not a popular opinion but my favorite POV to read in, in the entirety of Riordanverse has to be Apollo/Lester.

He’s funny, in denial, in regret, processing so many human emotion he’s never experienced. Coming to terms and realize it was abuse he’s endured with Zeus.But also he has eons of history to him so it’s so interesting to read through him.

Also, I find it quite endearing how he comes to care so much for his demigod children :’)

He slowly goes from expecting people to bow dow to him to slowly being like just Lester. It’s great honestly and I truly enjoy reading through Apollo.

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MORE SHOUTOUTS!!

shout out to aspec people (who are):

aroallo

alloace

aroace

afamilial

aplatonic

feel 0 sexual attraction

feel 0 romantic attraction

feel 0 romantic and sexual attraction

feel 0 platonic attraction

feel 0 familial attraction

feel 0 platonic, familial, romantic, and sexual attraction

feel a mix of these

identify as aspec but still feel a certain type of attraction

use many labels despite being aro/ace

use ‘contradicting’ labels

cupioromantic

caedsexual/romantic

idemromantic/sexual

quoisexual/romantic

heterosexual aro/aces

lesbian aro/aces

gay aro/aces

trans aro/aces

agender aro/aces

transmasc aro/aces

transfem aro/aces

transneutral aro/aces

demigender aro/aces

genderfuck aro/aces

aro/aces that are poc

fat aro/aces

disabled aro/aces

caedfamilial

caedplatonic

SHOUT OUT TO ALL YOU PEOPLE!!

🚨 TERFs, radfem, homophobes, transphobes, ableist, etc. DNI 🚨

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ok but the percy being a descendant of venus by mother headcanon does make sense Hear me out

it would explain why percy is more fluent in latin than most of the other greek demigods and also how he is described as straight up GORGEOUS. gorgeous enough for hazel to think he was a roman god. A roman god in disguise (which, by the way, is confirmed to be a huge compliment considering that percy said in the calice of the gods that you could recognize a god in disguise by the fact that they tend to make themselves look a little too perfect)

how sally is also "strikingly beautiful" in canon and i do not remember where but im pretty sure she has also been described to look like a "warrior princess" or something along that and descending from a goddess of love would explain how she managed to attract poseidon despite not having any characteristic related to the stuff poseidon is the god of (most gods chose their mortal partners based on that; ex. wills mother being a singer or annabeths dad a professor) also apollo in the trials of apollo saying that he understood why poseidon was attracted and if he were still a god would have tried hitting on her too

Also! the swan being one of aphrodites/venus sacred animals but at the same time a symbol of loyalty. and whats percys fatal flaw? loyalty

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YOU hates terfs

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high school band members suffer more than jesus christ did when he was on the cross