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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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i’m usually not one to buy pride merch from massive corporations but i need you all to see Hot Topic’s output

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me

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if only lesbian lust paid the bills

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so while i was looking into the lesbian flag stuff i learned that three people had roughly the same idea for the sunset lesbian flag by combining the butch and femme flags

but the pink stripes of the current lesbian flag look nothing like the stripes of the femme flag

so i was trying to figure out where the fuck those specific shades of pink came from when i realized

its from the fucking lipstick lesbian flag

hey! what the fuck! i thought the purpose of a lesbian flag redesign was to COMPLETELY ABANDON this flag!

but anyway because i like the idea of combining the butch and femme flags and because i see a lot of lesbians really like the orange and pink combo, i took the darkest pink from the femme flag and color corrected the purple stripes so that it can match the orange

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(New Yorker voice) faggot about it

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🦇Service Mindset🦇

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

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People straight up do not realize that part of the reason manufacturing is not returning to the United States in massive waves is because we have things like “OSHA” and “environmental laws” and “minimum wages.”

It’s not even just about fair wages. It’s literally about the fact that you can’t dump industrial waste in a river here anymore.

Our cheap goods are so cheap because South American and Asians environments are being destroyed so you can buy a $40 pair of shoes every 3 months.

Cutting granite countertops has lead to a rapid increase in silicosis in the lungs out in California. All the working men and women in my family have died from pulmonary fibrosis. They were carpet layers, Post office workers, floor tilers. Staying safe in manufacturing jobs is annoying but also very, very expensive. Real manufacturing factories belch smoke and dust and grime that causes asthma and birth defects in surrounding communities. Everyone wants their manufacturing jobs back until they realize their kids are living directly under the Asthma Plant.

There will come a time when the workers in these countries rise up and demand better and things will start to even out, but if you want to honestly “do your part,” you gotta stop buying cheap shit for no reason.

Not every event needs to be celebrate with a baseball cap or a coozie or a t shirt or a keychain. Not every wall in the house has to have a picture or a cute phrase on it. The knickknacks are killing people.

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person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders

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they dont want you to know about the gender euphoria of cute panties + packer

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You know what, hot take, as someone who identifies as a man, but is really more of a man thing (legally and socially I am a guy, but I’m a little zesty gender fucked fag, kinda like Dr. frank n furter or like a dog or something idk), if someone who identified strictly as a lesbian wanted to date me, I really wouldn’t give half a fuck. I wouldn’t care, I wouldn’t take it as an insult to my masculinity or whatever because what even is masculinity but a social construct like breakfast. But on the opposite side of the spectrum, if a a man who identified strictly as straight wanted to date me I would be so fucking offended, like ew, fuck that shit. Nasty nasty straight man

Yea I get that. There’s history of lesbians dating trans men so it’s not a new thing. Just depends on how the folks involved feel

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mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

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