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Balcony Sessions 2: banjo cover of "Hey Man, Nice Shot" originally by Filter

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***

* two quarters and two dimes

** Interstate 64

*** Richmond, Virginia

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Balcony Session 1: Sugar Baby (traditional, based on the arrangement by Dock Boggs) (yeah I know the audio quality is rough, I'm working on it) (re-record)

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as a communist i hate real life royalty. as a horny dykedog i love to deflower transsexual princesses. princess is purely a sex title to me

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A muzzle is like a chastity cage if you like biting enough

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twisted gelfand's fucked-up trick

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> be me

> bump into a drunk wizard on the subway and she curses me

> find out the next morning that I'm transforming into a catgirl

> track down the wizard and confront her about transforming me into a catgirl

> she is very confused because she definitely turned me into a catboy

> ask her why I feel like a girl then

> well fuck

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it’s fine everything is fine. portrait of candy; acrylic on canvas

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my climbable mama

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licensed from @morggo

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I think every show should have a halloween special regardless of genre, tone, or release schedule