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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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At night the beast sleeps

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Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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If you're wanting to get involved with your local workers, I highly recommend redirecting your focus to delivery drivers! While direct interaction is discouraged unless initiated, they will happily scavenge snacks, water bottles, and electrolyte packets.

Also! Delivery drivers generally don't mesh with dogs! Please stay inside until they drive away before retrieving any mail or packages, otherwise you might scare away this vital community of local workers! Additionally, if you leave your glass doors open for extra light, be sure to lock those to keep your dogs from exiting without your permission! A safe delivery driver is a reliable delivery driver <3

Hey, I have a question, so a group of construction workers has recently built a nest outside my home and seem to want to spend the summer months there. They've already started construction on a project, so I assume they're healthy, but is there anything I can do to make sure they get the nutrition they need throughout the hot summer months? Do I need to have a steady supply of beer or energy drinks?

construction workers are expert foragers and don't take well to interruptions, so the best you can do is leave them be.

if you want to encourage them, however, you can spend three to four hours on the street watching their project with your hands clasped behind your back. this makes them feel like they are doing a good job

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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat

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immortal death

junicorn day 09

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half life II

junicorn day 12

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inspired by @camelidae 's unicorns

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Junicorn Catch up day 4

The Sunset

Im back from dokomi so gonna play catch up today oops

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junicorn day 2

Stormy Skies