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are we even trying to make posts anymore

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gif for when you're uh, when you're

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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

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if any of my follwers are fathers with daughters learning how to cook i have a great reaction image for you

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Does anybody got suggestions on where to find good reference pictures of anatomically correct human skeletons (and replicas) posed in activities and natural living poses? I want to try practicing drawing a person on top of a skeleton frame but can't find good ones to start with that aren't either Very Anatomically Wrong halloween decorations, or the standard biology classroom skeletons posed standing straight.

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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

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I don't want anybody going into debt for it, but if my funeral has the budget for it, I would like to have a carved portrait on my tombstone depicting Death as some sort of reluctant animal control professional, wielding one of those stick-loop things instead of a scythe, and myself as some sort of a wretched medieval manuscript creature that has no intention to comply with the process of being removed from the premises.

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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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woke content detector is better at acknowledging kris's pronouns than a significant amount of the fanbasr ...

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never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek